We Three Kings of Orient Are/
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar/
It was loaded and it exploded...
We Two Kings of Orient Are/
Tried to smoke a rubber cigar/
It was loaded and it exploded...
I A King of Orient Is/
Lit that cigar and heard it fizz/
It was loaded and it exploded...
Former Kings of Orient we/
Smoking ended our monarchy/
We were royal, now we're tinfoil/
From smoking on that cigar
Oh cigar of wonder, cigar of day/
Cigar that blew us all away/
We were wise and now we're guys/
With burn marks on our old toupees
I'm not a religious man, but do I hate smoking.