Do you carry an umbrella wherever you go?
Yes, because I'm a pretentious !@#$%.Is it really almost always cloudy over there? Seems depressing. I don't think I've ever seen footage of a Sunny Britain.
Nine times out of ten, yeah. Getting a full day of sunshine is rare; days without rain are also rare.
How bad is the term "bloody"?
Depends on the bloody company you keep, eh? It's not as bad as !@#$%, but worse than damn.
Do you guys call cigarettes !@#$%?
Yeah. It's also an offensive term for homosexuals, which I make jokes outta alll the time. "Hey, look, he's going out for a !@#$% AND a cigarette!"
1. Do Englishman like Evanna Lynch?
2. Do Englishman like me?
3. Do Englishman like Dragons?
4. Do Englishman like Cheese?
5. Do Englishman like Potato?
6. Do Englishman like Zelda?
7. Do Englishman like South Ireland?
8. Do Englishman like Scottland?
9. Do Englishman like Holland?
10. Do Englishman like the USA?
1. No.
2. No.
3. No.
4. No.
5. No.
6. No.
7. No.
8. No.
9. Yes. I mean, no.
10. No.
Is beans on toast really liked by almost every Brit?
Do you guys hate America as much as the media would have us believe?
No, most people kinda dislike it or at least tolerate it. It's just a "lazy food" - easy to prepare.
And yes. Anti-Americanism is the last acceptable form of discrimination in this country.
1. How sacred is the BBC to English people?
2. Yeah but, no but, yeah but, no but, I don't even know nothing about it so shut up. So, once this whole thing happened for something or nothing and then Destiny came along. Do you know Destiny?
3. When's the queen gonna die >_>
1. Rather.
2. 'fraid not, luv.
3. Soon enough. It's just a shame that that isn't soon enough.
1. What's with all the unnecessary u's? (like honour, humour, etc.)
2. Soccer sucks. (yes I called it soccer.)
3. Most of your comedy isn't funny (except monty python) What gives?
4. Bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks bollocks
5. If I insulted the queen, would you challenge me to a duel to defend her honor?
6. What's up with your morbid obsession with tea? Tea is a lame drink.
1. The "u"s in those words aren't unnecessary; they're needed for the correct pronunciations of the words. What's with the unnecessary "z"s?
2. Yeah, soccer does suck; it's a rubbish word. Football is awesome, because you actually play it with your feet rather than picking the sodding thing up, amirite.
3. I guess you lack the sophistication to find anything funny without a laugh track, I guess.
4. Indeed.
5. No, I'd buy you a pint.
6. Because it doesn't taste like ass, unlike coffee.