Waluigi'Petey was always taking up my screen time. But I still like him, we grew up together, you know. And for the first time I managed to convince Petey to do that character competition. He is really quite shy when you get to know him. Sure, he might seem all aggresive and fire-breathing, but deep down inside he's a soft soul. Just like me you know. I mean you go 'Wow he must be evil and stuff' but do you have any idea how much friction me and Wario have? I can't hide my feelings for him anymore! I LOVE HIM! LOVE HIM I TELL YOU!!!'

'Anyway, here are we in our holiday shot. Yes, now all vote for Petey! If you know what's good for you! Or I will come hunting in your bed at night! Only if you are male obviously.'

'Here Petey protested against Kleaver's ban. Quickly ZFGC realised they could not afford to lose Petey's popularity and unbanned his master.'

'This is when Petey finally got global mod abilities. He changed color to match his new outfit.'