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Snakes on a Survey
« on: July 30, 2006, 08:55:42 pm »
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My buddy Guy and I are preparing the August edition of the Frider Waves podcast (http://friderwaves.com) which will be Snakes on a Plane-themed in celebration of the impending release of the film. The second half of the 'cast will have us reading out responses to our "Snakes on a Survey" which you will find below. Feel free to post your responses. Comical ideas are great though we must stress that you are serious about the first question. We'll read off the best ones.

Name / Country / State or Province?
Favourite thing about the film?
Possible sequel?
Possible theater gag?
How do you think it will end?

Example:
-Kyle Van Dongen from Ontario, Canada.
-The B-Movie feel.
-Greyhounds on a Greyhound.
-Throwing rubber snakes at friends.
-Sam Jackson will become Superman, the following scene will be pretty much the same as the plane rescue from Superman Returns except he'll be fighting off snakes at the same time.
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Re: Snakes on a Survey
« Reply #1 on: July 30, 2006, 09:53:55 pm »
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- Tim Rogis from Illinois, USA
- Director who listens to his fans and does not worry about a movie's rating
- Flies in my Soup, Albino Animals in my Soup (Animal Crackers), Ants in my pants, or Ladies in my Cake
- Interview with a snake that ends badly (snake tamer dies, pilot gets attacked, or whatever)
- Samuel L. Jackson goes inside the cargo area of the plane, it is dark, he gets some light, and it looks like the one scene in Raiders of the Lost Ark, bottom inside of plane catches on fire, plane crash lands in ocean, most people survive
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« Reply #2 on: July 30, 2006, 10:12:59 pm »
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How weird, my friend on MySpace JUST posted something about this movie... take note that I haven't seen the trailer for this for A LONG TIME so some of the stuff I say might not hold true to the movie.

Anyways:

Name: Josh Naypauer from Ohio, USA
Favorite thing: Comical movie idea with awesome twists.
Sequel: Snakes on a Train: Rebirth
Theater gag: Throw gummy worms around the theater; hiss at everyone you see, including who you pay for the ticket.
How it ends: The snakes somehow fall out of a hole in the plane and are sucked up into the propellers, but choked everyone but the pilot and Samuel L. Jackson before they fell out. The two survivors land and police discover the corpses on their plane and they are arrested and put on trial for murder of over 100 people.
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« Reply #3 on: July 30, 2006, 10:25:03 pm »
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Thanks guys, we need lot's though so keep 'em coming  :P
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« Reply #4 on: July 31, 2006, 01:14:52 pm »
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Joel, England, UK
There's snakes.... on a plane!?
Crocodiles on a Bus
Just let loose a real python.
Ok, so after Sam Jackson has killed like loads of the little snakes, he'll come up against the main "boss" snake, who can like shoot fire out his mouth and stuff.. there'll be the classic good guy vs bad guy fight where it looks like the good guy is about to lose, and then does something special, like grabs a fire extinguisher and shoves it in the snake's mouth to finish him.


BTW, this should totaly be a "phone-in" lol.
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« Reply #5 on: July 31, 2006, 01:43:03 pm »
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Stephen. Canberra, Australia
Mace Windu is in it!
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles >_>
Come with a box of pythons and throw one at ANYONE that makes ANY sound during the movie, even during the ads before the movie.
Mace and an anaconda are in the middle of an epic lightsaber duel, when Anakin comes in and cuts off Mace's hands to preserve the species (damn hippies), and then the anaconda uses force lightning to kill Mace and throw him off the plane. And then Padme dies in child birth. >_>
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« Reply #6 on: July 31, 2006, 03:15:06 pm »
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As cool as a phone in would be, I'm not sure if it's within our capabilities. Unless of course you can think of an easy way to get 15-20 people to stand by and wait for us to bring them into a conversation and kick them out...well, maybe through skype. Hm...

Yet again it would be hell sticking it together seeing Guy and I record our own audio...darn.
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« Reply #7 on: July 31, 2006, 03:52:56 pm »
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Tim "mitxela" from Wales, UK
It's a film?
Snakes, once again? Cakes in your brain? 
Where's that deadly cobra gone to? "He's behind you!" Really? *slowly turn around* Oh god!! *gets killed*
The terrorist snakes hold the pilots hostage and attempt to fly the plane into the white house, however a team of trained actors prevent the incident by dropping a crate of unwanted XBoxes onto the unit. The corner of one goes into the eye of the cheif snake, and the day is saved.

Yes, I know nothing of this film.

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« Reply #8 on: July 31, 2006, 04:24:06 pm »
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Jonathan Dantzler / Thomasville, NC, USA.
Whoever came up with the premise and the title, and then decided to stick Samuel L. Jackson in it, needs a raise.
Snakes in New York!
Using the famous "I've had it!" line with everything I see, minus, you know, the mofo part. For example "Man, I've had it with these mofo previews before this mofo movie!"
Samuel L. Jackson will kill all the snakes, the plane will almost crash, and he'll meet some hot girl on the plane and then they'll have kids, who will then take on the fight with the Snakes in New York.
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« Reply #9 on: August 01, 2006, 03:13:15 am »
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Name / Country / State or Province?
  • Bruce Wayne, Gotham City
Favourite thing about the film?
  • I haven't seen it yet.
Possible sequel?
  • More motherfucking snakes on more motherfucking planes.
Possible theater gag?
  • Dressing up in a suit and wearing an afro.
How do you think it will end?
  • With Kenan Thompson telling Samuel L. Jackson to get him a bunch of random items, and meet him in the cockpit.
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« Reply #10 on: August 01, 2006, 05:12:08 am »
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Comical ideas are great though we must stress that you are serious about the first question.
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« Reply #11 on: August 01, 2006, 01:45:39 pm »
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Once I see it I'll tell you.
Nope
Let loose a cage of real snakes.
Samuel Jackson wil get sick of the motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plane and kill everything.
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« Reply #12 on: August 01, 2006, 01:57:47 pm »
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Quote from: imfletcher on July 31, 2006, 03:15:06 pm
As cool as a phone in would be, I'm not sure if it's within our capabilities. Unless of course you can think of an easy way to get 15-20 people to stand by and wait for us to bring them into a conversation and kick them out...well, maybe through skype. Hm...

Yet again it would be hell sticking it together seeing Guy and I record our own audio...darn.
Skype mofo Skype!! And record the whole conversation rather than just your individual voices.
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« Reply #13 on: August 01, 2006, 02:29:43 pm »
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Yeah about that..we can't seem to figure out how.
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« Reply #14 on: August 01, 2006, 02:37:39 pm »
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Surely if you go to volume control, and select options > properties > recording, and un-mute both microphone and speakers, it'd record both parts of the conversaiton?
EDIT: Hmm, tried, perhaps not. Maybe running the recording program twice and tuning them in differently?
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« Reply #15 on: August 01, 2006, 03:16:34 pm »
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I've given instructions on how to record both microphone and what you hear... so its up to you how to use it now :P.
No idea about your skpye problem though.
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« Reply #16 on: August 08, 2006, 03:38:40 pm »
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Just bumping to say that we did the podcast and read out the best ones. Go to this topic: http://www.zfgc.com/index.php/topic,3584.45.html and scroll down a bit on page 4, you'll find the url to download the cast as an mp3, that is, if you're interested in the results. Comments in that topic are also appreciated, and thanks for the entries everybody.
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