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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #20 on: November 25, 2008, 06:17:23 pm »
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Quote from: TheDarkJay on November 25, 2008, 06:10:47 pm
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and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth
WHAT.

Instead if growing in place of/pushing out the old teeth, they grew behind the gums. The skin of the roof of my mouth didn't split and still covered them, so I just had two small lumps there.

They had to be cut out, I needed stitches :P

Anyway, the bigger question is: Was Jesus a virgin?
Anyway, the even bigger question is: Is the flying spaghetti monster a virgin?

Jesus? Dont you mean Mary? :P
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #21 on: November 25, 2008, 06:19:39 pm »
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Quote from: Racoon Boy on November 25, 2008, 07:30:09 am
Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.

Thats exactly what I think. Mary Slept about got pregnant couldn't tell Whats-his-face the truth so told him that she magically conceived it to cover it up!
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #22 on: November 25, 2008, 06:30:11 pm »
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Quote from: bertfallen on November 25, 2008, 06:19:39 pm
Quote from: Racoon Boy on November 25, 2008, 07:30:09 am
Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.

Thats exactly what I think. Mary Slept about got pregnant couldn't tell Whats-his-face the truth so told him that she magically conceived it to cover it up!

Or, Mary was telling the truth and that she was a virgin. Except she wasnt innocent, her and Joseph had been doing naughty messy things instead.
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #23 on: November 25, 2008, 06:46:01 pm »
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Quote from: Kaede on November 25, 2008, 06:30:11 pm
Quote from: bertfallen on November 25, 2008, 06:19:39 pm
Quote from: Racoon Boy on November 25, 2008, 07:30:09 am
Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.

Thats exactly what I think. Mary Slept about got pregnant couldn't tell Whats-his-face the truth so told him that she magically conceived it to cover it up!

Or, Mary was telling the truth and that she was a virgin. Except she wasnt innocent, her and Joseph had been doing naughty messy things instead.

Or maybe she was abducted by aliens and probed

goddamn this topic sucks
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #24 on: November 25, 2008, 06:54:41 pm »
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Quote from: TheDarkJay on November 25, 2008, 06:10:47 pm
Quote from: Nabeshin on November 24, 2008, 11:16:09 pm
Quote from: TheDarkJay on November 24, 2008, 07:01:26 pm
and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth
WHAT.

Instead if growing in place of/pushing out the old teeth, they grew behind the gums. The skin of the roof of my mouth didn't split and still covered them, so I just had two small lumps there.
Oh, I see.  I was imagining teeth growing right out of the roof of the mouth, so that you could bite the middle of your tongue.

On topic, they had anal, and with a little seepage came the Saviour.  They were firm proponents of "Hymen = virginity", and there's your immaculate conception right there.
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #25 on: November 25, 2008, 06:55:27 pm »
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<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Zx77ACoA0" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Zx77ACoA0</a>

And Kaede, I meant Jesus. In order of magnitude
Mary < Jesus < Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #26 on: November 25, 2008, 07:07:27 pm »
  • I just saved Hyrule! I'd say that's worth a kiss.
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Bah, Mary is such a !@#$% butt. I had to beat her off with a hammer once to prevent her from ripping my pants off.

What a horny !@#$%.
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #27 on: November 25, 2008, 07:08:56 pm »
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Quote from: Swoftu on November 25, 2008, 06:46:01 pm
Quote from: Kaede on November 25, 2008, 06:30:11 pm
Quote from: bertfallen on November 25, 2008, 06:19:39 pm
Quote from: Racoon Boy on November 25, 2008, 07:30:09 am
Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.

Thats exactly what I think. Mary Slept about got pregnant couldn't tell Whats-his-face the truth so told him that she magically conceived it to cover it up!

Or, Mary was telling the truth and that she was a virgin. Except she wasnt innocent, her and Joseph had been doing naughty messy things instead.

Or maybe she was abducted by aliens and probed

goddamn this topic sucks

It cant suck that much cos you keep contributing ... if it really sucked you wouldnt click on it.

I did actually lock this topic yesterday so someone obviously unlocked it :S
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #28 on: November 25, 2008, 07:12:41 pm »
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Yes cause I love seeing the forum plugged up with 8 page worthless topics to crawl over
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #29 on: November 25, 2008, 07:14:36 pm »
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Quote from: Swoftu on November 25, 2008, 07:12:41 pm
Yes cause I love seeing the forum plugged up with 8 page worthless topics to crawl over

Yep I know you do
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #30 on: November 25, 2008, 07:18:14 pm »
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Quote from: Swoftu on November 25, 2008, 07:12:41 pm
Yes cause I love seeing the forum plugged up with 8 page worthless topics to crawl over

Swoftu just drop it. Ok.
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #31 on: November 26, 2008, 05:39:09 am »
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Quote from: Swoftu on November 25, 2008, 07:12:41 pm
Yes cause I love seeing the forum plugged up with 8 page worthless topics to crawl over
Actually for the most part I think these kinda of topics are what sustain you.

Anyway...

Quote from: Swoftu on November 25, 2008, 08:16:39 am
I wonder if Mary had teeth growing out of the roof of her mouth
This should be the new topic... that's final we're discussing this now.
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Re: The Virgin Mary
« Reply #32 on: November 26, 2008, 05:28:17 pm »
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Quote from: TheDarkJay on November 24, 2008, 07:01:26 pm
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One mustn't ignore nor offend a lady, t'is not gentleman-like.

*smiles in such a way that his eyes and teeth sparkle*

And British teeth they are. lern2toothpaste

I brush and mouthwash regularly, visit the dentist every few months, and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth (had to have the roof of my mouth cut open, the teeth removed, and it stitched back up, t'was not pleasant). My teeth are, indeed, rather white, good sir.

I vote we bring back Gentlemen of ZFGC, bring it back hardcore.
t'was? Tell me, where is the missing letter between the it and was? IT'S "'TWAS"! 'twas!

On the subject, no she was not a virgin.
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