FROM SWIFTU AND KNIVU
DIRECTORS OF "SEAKING: THE MOVIE" and "MASTERS OF THE INTERNETS"
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Hailing from the lands of the internets, Hyrule_boy was once an earthly citizen like you or I. He showed exceptional debating skill at a young age, had surprising English skills, and was offered a full ride to Duke University overseas. His path to stardom hit a horrible brick wall when he was attacked and supposedly raped by Kaz Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrai. In his sleep, Hyrule_boy can sometimes be heard screaming "IT'S RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!" Psychologists have determined this to be part of the night terrors flashing back on this terrible event. The incident led to many bizarre occurrences as well, and his parents kicked him out after walking in on him masturbating to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.
To clear his head, Hyrule_boy decided to see the world and put his confused and troubled past behind.
However, in his travels one summer, he met a man named Shigeru Miyamoto. It is uncertain what happened when the strapping young lad and the revered Japanese man yet, but there are rumors.
Galaxies colliding.
Universes unraveling.
Existence folding in upon itself.
Also, !@#$%.
But what is certain is from that day Hyrule_boy was no longer a boy, despite bearing the wretched description his cursed parents had given him. He was a Hyrule_man. After beating them to death with a mystical staff he calls the "Wiimote" for their insolence and Sony faggotry, he launched a campaign called Fanboyism. His crusade crisscrossed the intertubes, traveling in a big truck called the Stevensmobile. He planted his seeds (lol sex joke) at numerous forums, blog comment pages, and even a few MySpaces.
Since then the Fanboyism headquarters has set up shop at Zelda Fan Game Central, where it spends its time denouncing games with good graphics, mature themes, and traditional control setups. The organization's motto is "I wish Sony was emo so they would cut themselfs!"
In his spare time Hyrule_boy enjoys playing Nintendo Wii, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo 64, drawing pictures of angels in black clothing, and volunteering at the local animal shelter.
Also, he has a great Game Boy Zelda Collection.
To hoffy: we know this isn't approved. We just didn't feel like waiting for you to be online.
INTERNETS: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
thx,
<3 swiftu/knivu
EDIT:CRAPPY SIG BANNER LOL (If you're good with photoshoop, make some and pm them to me.)
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