GoroneaterNEW PICTURE!:
Goroneater is a gigantic monstrosity that has little respect for any living creature, save for himself. The only things he feels sympathy for are rocks. You read that right, plain rocks. Why he does , nobody seems to know, but Goroneater undeniably loves rocks. In that light, it should be easy to understand why he hates Gorons; those damn bastards eat rocks. And so, Goroneater has made tracking down Gorons and eating them his first life priority. Every day and night he walks the country in search of Gorons to chew on. He prefers Goronbabies because those are smaller and taste fresher. And in a cruel twist of fate, he decided to keep the skulls of all Goronbabies he has eaten in a basket on his back that he carries along all the time.
Goroneater was first thought to be a noob (a so called 12 year old person with internet access), but later on it was generally understood he was just a hoax created by the demigod NeoGeo-x. At that time, nobody knew what he looked like exactly.A vague drawing (
http://www.ghost9dog.com/stuff/firstpic.gif ) was all that existed of him. The fact that Goroneater was in fact an actual living being was only recently confirmed; in the aftermath of the disaster in New Orleans. Goroneater could be seen floating around town in a box, with his basket right next to him.
Goroneater occasionally visits Zelda Fan Game Central secretly, for the single purpose of watching people fight eachother over the issue of gay marriage. Goroneater is an advocate of bisexual marriage, but gay marriage is just not his cup of tea.
Speaking of Zelda Fan Game Central, Goroneater was actually a member of that community in mid 2005. It didn’t go too well.. everybody started making fun of him because in contrary to the rest of the members, Goroneater wasn’t taught by his mom how he could find photographic shops.
Despite popular belief that Goroneater likes Charmanders, he actually likes mudkips. He has been a keen admirer of them ever since he met one of them in Paris.
Oh yeah, and he makes no secret of the fact that he hates Deathscythe007
His old picture with transparent background:
July 18th update: Today I've teamed up with TanukiMario (who is now cosubmitter D: ) and drawn a
completely new version of Goroneater. Personally, I think the cartoony style suits him a lot better.