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<DEFEATED> Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story (Now wit...
« on: July 07, 2007, 04:28:14 am »
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FROM SWIFTU AND KNIVU
DIRECTORS OF "SEAKING: THE MOVIE" and "MASTERS OF THE INTERNETS"



Hailing from the lands of the internets, Hyrule_boy was once an earthly citizen like you or I. He showed exceptional debating skill at a young age, had surprising English skills, and was offered a full ride to Duke University overseas. His path to stardom hit a horrible brick wall when he was attacked and supposedly raped by Kaz Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrai. In his sleep, Hyrule_boy can sometimes be heard screaming "IT'S RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!" Psychologists have determined this to be part of the night terrors flashing back on this terrible event. The incident led to many bizarre occurrences as well, and his parents kicked him out after walking in on him masturbating to The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time.

To clear his head, Hyrule_boy decided to see the world and put his confused and troubled past behind.

However, in his travels one summer, he met a man named Shigeru Miyamoto. It is uncertain what happened when the strapping young lad and the revered Japanese man yet, but there are rumors.

Galaxies colliding.

Universes unraveling.

Existence folding in upon itself.

Also, !@#$%.

But what is certain is from that day Hyrule_boy was no longer a boy, despite bearing the wretched description his cursed parents had given him. He was a Hyrule_man. After beating them to death with a mystical staff he calls the "Wiimote" for their insolence and Sony faggotry, he launched a campaign called Fanboyism. His crusade crisscrossed the intertubes, traveling in a big truck called the Stevensmobile. He planted his seeds (lol sex joke) at numerous forums, blog comment pages, and even a few MySpaces.

Since then the Fanboyism headquarters has set up shop at Zelda Fan Game Central, where it spends its time denouncing games with good graphics, mature themes, and traditional control setups. The organization's motto is "I wish Sony was emo so they would cut themselfs!"

In his spare time Hyrule_boy enjoys playing Nintendo Wii, Nintendo GameCube, Nintendo 64, drawing pictures of angels in black clothing, and volunteering at the local animal shelter.

Also, he has a great Game Boy Zelda Collection.

To hoffy: we know this isn't approved. We just didn't feel like waiting for you to be online.
INTERNETS: SERIOUS BUSINESS.

thx,
<3 swiftu/knivu



EDIT:CRAPPY SIG BANNER LOL (If you're good with photoshoop, make some and pm them to me.)

« Last Edit: August 03, 2007, 02:13:48 pm by NeoGeo-x »
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Re: Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story
« Reply #1 on: July 07, 2007, 04:43:08 am »
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Haha. I think it should be allowed. I mean sure its making fun of him but what about Fissure by Limey. I think this is totally acceptable and wins.
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Re: Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story
« Reply #2 on: July 07, 2007, 04:44:12 am »
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Me and Swiftu are like mischievous little boys, we mean no harm.
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well i dont have that system and it is very hard to care about everything when you are single
Re: Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story
« Reply #3 on: July 07, 2007, 04:48:58 am »
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Ken I join yu guyz in yur mischif?
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« Reply #4 on: July 07, 2007, 04:52:59 am »
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Haha. I think it should be allowed. I mean sure its making fun of him but what about Fissure by Limey. I think this is totally acceptable and wins.
=/ Not really, while Limey's Fissure makes Fissure out to be hardcore this seems more like a direct flame. I wouldn't say get rid of it but it would help to put in a few parts that compliment instead of hate.
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« Reply #5 on: July 07, 2007, 04:54:16 am »
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True. Add something in about his great Game Boy Zelda Collection quick!
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Re: Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story
« Reply #6 on: July 07, 2007, 05:06:38 am »
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Art is hilarious.

Seriously, this is pwnsome. So very pwnsome.
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Re: Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story
« Reply #7 on: July 07, 2007, 05:14:19 am »
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Haha. I think it should be allowed. I mean sure its making fun of him but what about Fissure by Limey. I think this is totally acceptable and wins.
=/ Not really, while Limey's Fissure makes Fissure out to be hardcore this seems more like a direct flame. I wouldn't say get rid of it but it would help to put in a few parts that compliment instead of hate.

We're just kidding, guys, it's nothing to be seriously upset about.
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well i dont have that system and it is very hard to care about everything when you are single

Hoffy

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Re: Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story
« Reply #8 on: July 07, 2007, 05:42:03 am »
  • Silly cat!
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To hoffy: we know this isn't approved. We just didn't feel like waiting for you to be online.
INTERNETS: SERIOUS BUSINESS.
Not a problem :).

Awesome character, by the way :P.
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« Reply #9 on: July 07, 2007, 06:32:25 am »
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You win. *waves white flag*
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Re: Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story
« Reply #10 on: July 07, 2007, 08:23:32 am »
  • I choose you, Zorua!
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This character will be allowed for now (I admit, it's funny), but if Hyrule_Boy files a complaint then this character will have to have its story changed.
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« Reply #11 on: July 07, 2007, 10:35:35 am »
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I lol'd to the max!
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Re: Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story
« Reply #12 on: July 07, 2007, 10:49:22 am »
He's got my vote.
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« Reply #13 on: July 07, 2007, 12:14:59 pm »
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I'd vote him for that puberty-beard alone. Good thing you didn't include any goth-ness.
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« Reply #14 on: July 07, 2007, 12:16:38 pm »
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LMAO Hyrule_boy turns to Hyrule_man XD!
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« Reply #15 on: July 07, 2007, 12:51:24 pm »
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*Claps* This made me laugh and it's really original! I really like it. Hyrule_man FTW! Now
the only thing it lacks is a support banner...(Hint!) Swiftu, you've my vote!

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drawing pictures of angels in black clothing
Hmm... how did you know?
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« Reply #16 on: July 07, 2007, 12:54:36 pm »
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*Claps* This made me laugh and it's really original! I really like it. Hyrule_man FTW! Now
the only thing it lacks is a support banner...(Hint!) Swiftu, you've my vote!

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drawing pictures of angels in black clothing
Hmm... how did you know?

See its even got the HB seal of Approval!

I'll vote.
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« Reply #17 on: July 07, 2007, 02:36:48 pm »
  • I choose you, Zorua!
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OK, so we'll allow this character.

One thing I wonder about is what the name of this character is? What's it? Driven? Hyrule_boy? Hyrule_man? It's not really clear..
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« Reply #18 on: July 07, 2007, 03:35:35 pm »
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Win.
This is absolute win.
This is going to be the greatest character comp. ever.
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Re: Driven: The Hyrule_boy Story
« Reply #19 on: July 07, 2007, 04:31:55 pm »
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OK, so we'll allow this character.

One thing I wonder about is what the name of this character is? What's it? Driven? Hyrule_boy? Hyrule_man? It's not really clear..

Hyrule_boy.
*Claps* This made me laugh and it's really original! I really like it. Hyrule_man FTW! Now
the only thing it lacks is a support banner...(Hint!) Swiftu, you've my vote!

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drawing pictures of angels in black clothing
Hmm... how did you know?

Also !@#$% YEAH, HYRULE_BOY
« Last Edit: July 07, 2007, 04:36:11 pm by Knivu »
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well i dont have that system and it is very hard to care about everything when you are single
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