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[Starforsaken101]

Starforsaken101

gm112

gm112

"He trolls the masses and doesn't afraid of anything"
-Starforsaken101

"Some say his maiden is made of Iron."
-MG-Zero

The young being known as gm112 is a basement dweller who resides in Narnia, I mean the village of Ohio, USA. He has an incredible talent to spawn code out of the palms of his hands. However, he spends most of his time improving his skills to troll the masses. You see, at night, he actually turns into a giant, hairy, troll; a giant troll who derps while he trolls and trolls while he farts. This means that he's trolling 100% of the time, 70% of the time. Legend has it that he once fought a giant orc named Timberberry Homingis. This battle lasted all of 68 hours. But you may ask, how does one who transforms back into a human during the day stay permanently a giant hairy troll? Well, Timberberry Homingis had a powerful "permanent troll-transformation" aura that surrounded him.

gm112 couldn't fight the orc alone. He had to summon his two heroic friends for help by farting through several tubes of the internets. These two friends were internet-renowned for their strength and e-peen size: Gorgosteve Calahandra, the mighty paladin of derp, and Heimmerashen Watherfare, the female witch with an e-peen size bigger than any male's on the internets. With the ball-crushing, manhood-tearing skills of Heimmerashen and Gorgosteve's holy aura and Hetfield magics, the giant orc fell and the realm was cleansed of its mighty tyranny.

How does he train these skills during the day as a helpless human being? Well, he takes to the internets and trolls MG-Zero. You see, programmed into his brain is an infinite loop:

while (Steve.getInstance().isDerping())
{
this.troll();
}

Since MGZero derps infinitely, this loop never breaks, hence causing his RAM to be fully occupied. gm112 has a constant, overpowered pointer to MG-Zero, and if this bond were ever to break, a null pointer exception would raise and gm112 would no longer live. Equally, gm112 thinks Star is the table; not just a table, THE TABLE. His favorite show is Blues Clues.

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[FISSURE]

FISSURE

Re: gm112

Didn't the deadline end like 4 days ago >.>

Also it looks like there's 19 characters in it if each topic = 1 accepted character

[MG-Zero]

MG-Zero

Re: gm112

Fiss, check this thread

http://zfgc.com/forum/index.php?topic=39689.0

i love big weenies and i cannot lie

[Moldrill]

Moldrill

Re: gm112

haha good character

also Homozygoat isn't a character for obvious reasons, Purrtato has too little content, and the Farrower had too much content

[Starforsaken101]

Starforsaken101

Re: gm112

Didn't the deadline end like 4 days ago >.>

Also it looks like there's 19 characters in it if each topic = 1 accepted character

Checking locked topics might help, and equally checking announcements. -___-

haha good character

also Homozygoat isn't a character for obvious reasons, Purrtato has too little content, and the Farrower had too much content

I was *this* close to reopening Homozygoat btw

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[FISSURE]

FISSURE

Re: gm112

Didn't the deadline end like 4 days ago >.>

Also it looks like there's 19 characters in it if each topic = 1 accepted character

Checking locked topics might help, and equally checking announcements. -___-

haha good character

also Homozygoat isn't a character for obvious reasons, Purrtato has too little content, and the Farrower had too much content

I was *this* close to reopening Homozygoat btw

Reading locked topics and announcements is for the dogs, No need when i can just have other people point me in the right direction

thanks zero

[thestig]

thestig

Re: gm112

Legend has it that he once fought a giant orc named Timberberry Homingis. This battle lasted all of 68 hours. But you may ask, how does one who transforms back into a human during the day stay permanently a giant hairy troll? Well, Timberberry Homingis had a powerful "permanent troll-transformation" aura that surrounded him.

gm112 couldn't fight the orc alone. He had to summon his two heroic friends for help by farting through several tubes of the internets.

LOL. Yeah, we ALL know who this is.

Also Blues Clues?! LMFAO. When I was in elementary school many years ago, my classmates told me that I looked like Steve. lmao Good thing I don't look like the Calandra gay.

This character literally has so much truth that it's actually hilarious. LOVE IT.

[Starforsaken101]

Starforsaken101

Re: gm112

Legend has it that he once fought a giant orc named Timberberry Homingis. This battle lasted all of 68 hours. But you may ask, how does one who transforms back into a human during the day stay permanently a giant hairy troll? Well, Timberberry Homingis had a powerful "permanent troll-transformation" aura that surrounded him.

gm112 couldn't fight the orc alone. He had to summon his two heroic friends for help by farting through several tubes of the internets.

LOL. Yeah, we ALL know who this is.

Also Blues Clues?! LMFAO. When I was in elementary school many years ago, my classmates told me that I looked like Steve. lmao Good thing I don't look like the Calandra gay.

This character literally has so much truth that it's actually hilarious. LOVE IT.

Glad you like our last minute creation gm . I had so much fun sketching, and I poked Steve for help

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