CAPSY AMANITA
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Capsy is a young mashroom born to the noble Amanita family. Early on in life he was taught to read and write in four languages, joust, swordfight, and shoot a gun. The Amanita family saw these as important skills for a young mashroom to know. But on his ninth birthday, Capsy's father and mother were kidnapped by the Rogue Death Caps. Grabbing his sword in one hand, and his gun in the other, Capsy set out to rescue his parents.
After a long journey east to the coast, Capsy found where the Death Caps were keeping his parents. He pulled out his magnum and started gunning down the outlawed mashrooms. As he went farther into the keep, he saw Dr. Amanita, his father. The Doctor pulled out a sword and leaped at his son, knocking the revolver out of his hands. 'Draw your sword, my son!' growled Dr. Amanita. With no idea of what was going on, Capsy drew his sword, and the fight had begun.
Capsy realized he had no chance of winning the swordfight, he dropped his blade, rolled out of the way, and grabbed his gun again. 'Why are you working with the Death Caps!' asked Capsy. 'I wasn't. I let them kidnap me to see if you were strong enough to save me. Clearly you are not, since you're corrupted little mashroom brain has pointed a gun at me. But go ahead if you think you can kill me.' Capsy was confused, but it seemed right to fire a shot at the good doctor's foot. His father jumped up and deflected the bullet with his blade, it embedded itself into Capsy's shoulder. He fell unconscious soon after.
Waking up the next day, Capsy found that he had just been sleeping, it was all a bad dream! He'd been sleeping for almost a week. It didn't help that his father actually did knock him unconscious right before he could wake up at a normal hour. Silly dad!
Frequently Asked Questions:
Q: Why should I care about a mashroom?
A: Because he can read/write/joust/sword/gun better than you.
Q: What is a mashroom?
A: Like a mushroom, but with an 'a' instead of a 'u'.
Q: How can he do all these things without arms?
A: He has arms, you just can't see them.