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This man is a genius.
« on: August 06, 2007, 12:01:37 am »
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From a blog in 2005:
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Every time I see a Science Fiction movie that contains flying cars I wonder to myself if society will ever allow technology to surpass the level of common sense. Then as I think a little more about it I realize that we're getting closer and closer to that threshold. So it is very likely that in the very near future we will have cars flying - and crashing - in the sky!

Now that's a horrifying thought, isn't it? Somehow we allow perhaps millions of people that can't figure out how to operate a simple toaster behind the wheels of thousands of pounds of welded metal, and allow them to hurl themselves at deadly speeds down the highways of America with cellphones in-hand. Now imagine those same non-toaster operating cellphone junkies hurling themselves at deadly speeds in the air!

Kinda' makes you want to re-think the whole flying car thing, doesn't it?

I mean, just imagine: Your tooting along through the troposphere in your late model 2020 Dodge Albatross (Flying cars will have to be named after birds, you just know it) and along comes a ditsty blonde teenager talking on her cellphone and T-bones you from the right-hand side. Bad enough that your $500k "flying tennis shoe" gets nailed, and now you're looking at thousands of dollars in repair work and increased insurance rates? Nope. The very next thing you have to worry about is how your going to survive the 6 mile fall back to earth! And if, by chance, you happen to pull on the ejection lever and it actually works, and you float gently back to earth, your car is going to be completely toast.

Hey, maybe ditsy blonde teenage cellphone junkies know how to make toast after all!

Hopefully we can concentrate on safer, more fuel efficient and environmentally friendly means of transportation before we go poking our heads around the clouds, looking for buildings to crash into.
http://ovedya.blogspot.com/2005/06/flying-cars.html
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« Reply #1 on: August 06, 2007, 12:14:08 am »
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...Best story ever.

Thank you so much for posting this. It made my day!
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« Reply #2 on: August 06, 2007, 12:23:36 am »
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lol, that's true.
Maybe teleportation is safer :P
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« Reply #3 on: August 06, 2007, 12:26:16 am »
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It's so true. That's the thing that's hilarious about it xD
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« Reply #4 on: August 06, 2007, 02:40:28 am »
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One thing can help, and that's driving tests. Driving a flying car will have to require more skill, therefore harder tests. But the test should be harder than usual, because of all the risks.
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« Reply #5 on: August 06, 2007, 02:43:12 am »
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Nice find made me lmao...
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« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2007, 05:47:38 am »
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It doesn't take a genius to figure that out..


speaking of flying cars... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7ve1XkVYnPM
« Last Edit: August 06, 2007, 05:50:41 am by Swiftu »
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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2007, 07:26:02 am »
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I predict an increase in the rate of evolution as the population of dumb people falls. <__<
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2007, 05:33:13 pm »
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Dodge Albatross <3
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2007, 06:23:48 pm »
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SWEET! Now we can FLY to work. lol
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