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General => Boards => Archive => Other Discussion => Topic started by: Kaede on November 24, 2008, 06:51:13 pm
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Was Mary really a virgin when she was pregnant with Jesus?
(Provided that you believe in the story.)
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I remember hearing somewhere that in the original language the bible was written in, the words for virgin and young are either the same or very similar. Now, which one sounds more likely to you? ;)
Then again, take a random poem (I suggest The Raven), put it through an autotranslation thing and translate it through ten languages then back to english, and you get a rough idea of what happened to the bible ;)
Guess this should be in debates though, shouldn't it? Meh, I'm "agnostic atheist" for various reasons so that bracket probably should exclude me from this topic, right? :P
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Who cares.
This forum needs less bible debates.
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Who cares.
This forum needs less bible debates.
qfmft
this topic is so dumb
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One mustn't ignore nor offend a lady, t'is not gentleman-like.
*smiles in such a way that his eyes and teeth sparkle*
Unless she's dumb as !@#$% or ugly as sin, then offend and ignore away. Of course, fair madame Kaede is none of this things.
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One mustn't ignore nor offend a lady, t'is not gentleman-like.
*smiles in such a way that his eyes and teeth sparkle*
And British teeth they are. lern2toothpaste
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One mustn't ignore nor offend a lady, t'is not gentleman-like.
*smiles in such a way that his eyes and teeth sparkle*
And British teeth they are. lern2toothpaste
I brush and mouthwash regularly, visit the dentist every few months, and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth (had to have the roof of my mouth cut open, the teeth removed, and it stitched back up, t'was not pleasant). My teeth are, indeed, rather white, good sir.
I vote we bring back Gentlemen of ZFGC, bring it back hardcore.
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One mustn't ignore nor offend a lady, t'is not gentleman-like.
*smiles in such a way that his eyes and teeth sparkle*
And British teeth they are. lern2toothpaste
I brush and mouthwash regularly, visit the dentist every few months, and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth (had to have the roof of my mouth cut open, the teeth removed, and it stitched back up, t'was not pleasant). My teeth are, indeed, rather white, good sir.
I vote we bring back Gentlemen of ZFGC, bring it back hardcore.
o_q But what of those American teeth? I do say, compared to us fine gentlemen, they have some crackerjack teeth.
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Who cares.
This forum needs less bible debates.
qfmft
this topic is so dumb
I deeply apologise for being curious as to what other people's opinions are on this subject.
If you dont like the topic, dont post in it!
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I deeply apologise for being curious as to what other people's opinions are on this subject.
If you dont like the topic, dont post in it!
I'm sick of seeing all these stupid bible debates here.
It's obviously going to turn into a big debate on how the bible is wrong (or right) and that gays should be allowed to marry.
The same !@#$% happens everytime.
It IS possible to get pregnant without a man or sex. It's just EXTREMELY EXTREMELY rare to see.
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Well, now they have invented artificial sperm it is xD
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I deeply apologise for being curious as to what other people's opinions are on this subject.
If you dont like the topic, dont post in it!
I'm sick of seeing all these stupid bible debates here.
It's obviously going to turn into a big debate on how the bible is wrong (or right) and that gays should be allowed to marry.
The same !@#$% happens everytime.
It IS possible to get pregnant without a man or sex. It's just EXTREMELY EXTREMELY rare to see.
Then dont click on them then. You dont have to get involved at all. Although I did not intentionally post this topic to create a debate, I just wanted to know what other people thought.
You ought to be less rude and negative. You're supposed to be a moderator, setting an example for others.
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Then dont click on them then. You dont have to get involved at all. Although I did not intentionally post this topic to create a debate, I just wanted to know what other people thought.
It's a topic about the bible, of course it's going to turn into a debate. EVERYTHING turns into a debate at ZFGC.
You ought to be less rude and negative. You're supposed to be a moderator, setting an example for others.
Here we go. UR A MOD U CLEARLY MUST ACT LIKE A ROBOT AND YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO EXPRESS ANY OPINIONS.
Seriously, drop that stupid BAW MODERATOR !@#$%. Yes, I'm a mod, yes, I should be setting an example, but example to who here? Everyone here is grown up and can make their own choices. It's not like everyone here is a perfect little angel except me. Learn to take some negativity.
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Leave it Zidane. Theres no reason to turn this topic into a debate of ZFGC ethics.
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and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth
WHAT.
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Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.
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Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.
Yes that's a convenient excuse for why it couldn't have happened.
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I wonder if Mary had teeth growing out of the roof of her mouth
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Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.
Nah she got knocked up by incubus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Incubus)! ;)
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and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth
WHAT.
Instead if growing in place of/pushing out the old teeth, they grew behind the gums. The skin of the roof of my mouth didn't split and still covered them, so I just had two small lumps there.
They had to be cut out, I needed stitches :P
Anyway, the bigger question is: Was Jesus a virgin?
Anyway, the even bigger question is: Is the flying spaghetti monster a virgin?
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and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth
WHAT.
Instead if growing in place of/pushing out the old teeth, they grew behind the gums. The skin of the roof of my mouth didn't split and still covered them, so I just had two small lumps there.
They had to be cut out, I needed stitches :P
Anyway, the bigger question is: Was Jesus a virgin?
Anyway, the even bigger question is: Is the flying spaghetti monster a virgin?
Jesus? Dont you mean Mary? :P
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Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.
Thats exactly what I think. Mary Slept about got pregnant couldn't tell Whats-his-face the truth so told him that she magically conceived it to cover it up!
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Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.
Thats exactly what I think. Mary Slept about got pregnant couldn't tell Whats-his-face the truth so told him that she magically conceived it to cover it up!
Or, Mary was telling the truth and that she was a virgin. Except she wasnt innocent, her and Joseph had been doing naughty messy things instead.
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Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.
Thats exactly what I think. Mary Slept about got pregnant couldn't tell Whats-his-face the truth so told him that she magically conceived it to cover it up!
Or, Mary was telling the truth and that she was a virgin. Except she wasnt innocent, her and Joseph had been doing naughty messy things instead.
Or maybe she was abducted by aliens and probed
goddamn this topic sucks
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and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth
WHAT.
Instead if growing in place of/pushing out the old teeth, they grew behind the gums. The skin of the roof of my mouth didn't split and still covered them, so I just had two small lumps there.
Oh, I see. I was imagining teeth growing right out of the roof of the mouth, so that you could bite the middle of your tongue.
On topic, they had anal, and with a little seepage came the Saviour. They were firm proponents of "Hymen = virginity", and there's your immaculate conception right there.
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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5Zx77ACoA0
And Kaede, I meant Jesus. In order of magnitude
Mary < Jesus < Flying Spaghetti Monster
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Bah, Mary is such a !@#$% butt. I had to beat her off with a hammer once to prevent her from ripping my pants off.
What a horny !@#$%.
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Mary was sleeping around, got pregnant, covered it up by pretending God was the father.
Thats exactly what I think. Mary Slept about got pregnant couldn't tell Whats-his-face the truth so told him that she magically conceived it to cover it up!
Or, Mary was telling the truth and that she was a virgin. Except she wasnt innocent, her and Joseph had been doing naughty messy things instead.
Or maybe she was abducted by aliens and probed
goddamn this topic sucks
It cant suck that much cos you keep contributing ... if it really sucked you wouldnt click on it.
I did actually lock this topic yesterday so someone obviously unlocked it :S
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Yes cause I love seeing the forum plugged up with 8 page worthless topics to crawl over
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Yes cause I love seeing the forum plugged up with 8 page worthless topics to crawl over
Yep I know you do
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Yes cause I love seeing the forum plugged up with 8 page worthless topics to crawl over
Swoftu just drop it. Ok.
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Yes cause I love seeing the forum plugged up with 8 page worthless topics to crawl over
Actually for the most part I think these kinda of topics are what sustain you.
Anyway...
I wonder if Mary had teeth growing out of the roof of her mouth
This should be the new topic... that's final we're discussing this now.
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One mustn't ignore nor offend a lady, t'is not gentleman-like.
*smiles in such a way that his eyes and teeth sparkle*
And British teeth they are. lern2toothpaste
I brush and mouthwash regularly, visit the dentist every few months, and have had surgery to correct an old anomaly in which some teeth grew in the roof of my mouth (had to have the roof of my mouth cut open, the teeth removed, and it stitched back up, t'was not pleasant). My teeth are, indeed, rather white, good sir.
I vote we bring back Gentlemen of ZFGC, bring it back hardcore.
t'was? Tell me, where is the missing letter between the it and was? IT'S "'TWAS"! 'twas!
On the subject, no she was not a virgin.