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101
Entertainment / Diablo 3!!!!!
« on: June 26, 2008, 04:06:31 am »
see the attachment and help me find the missing  runes.

I am in a hurry so i will add more content soon!

102
Entertainment / Nintendo Details...
« on: June 25, 2008, 07:22:00 pm »
http://exophase.com/wii/nintendo-details-dates-2008-lineup-6010.htm#more-6010

So they are starting to unveil before E3... Where is "The Conduit"??

103
Feedback / Where are the "New replies" and "unread" replies buttons?
« on: June 25, 2008, 06:15:17 pm »
They disappeared, and I really do not want to go through every board...

104
Feedback / So you think it is funny changing topic titles.
« on: June 18, 2008, 05:07:42 am »
Well, you know mods: you are being a complete dumbass to me for 1) changing the title for no reason whatsoever and 2) for not even saying who did it, claiming I changed the titles. I can understand the spam topic, but what about the other discussion one? Really what I want to know is why? Why was the title changed? You guys are a little power abusive. Oh yeah, before the common and uninevitable "LOL why didn't  you just PM a admin dumbass ??? LOL" replies happen, it is becuase for one simple reason, I do not who did it so talking to one person who probably did not do it would not help me and I did not want to spend an hour with trial and error.

105
Other Discussion / Firefox 3
« on: June 17, 2008, 06:22:45 pm »
I got it today and I <3 it!.

How about you?

BTW if you can't find it: ftp://releases.mozilla.org/pub/mozilla.org/firefox/releases/3.0/win32/en-US/ for the English version

106
Feedback / Oh look, I broke the layout
« on: June 02, 2008, 06:47:24 am »
might wanna fix this (sort of) bug?

is my personal text supposed to be that long?

107
Other Discussion / Play
« on: June 02, 2008, 02:08:54 am »
Please read my play and tell me if it is any good. Please provide any feedback possible because this is one of my final projects.



It is not done. (BTW the length is 1 Act 3 Scenes)

No plagiarism please :P


Vanish In an Instant

ACT 1

Scene 1
Characters:
Quimby Haps, 19, SF (special forces) Soldier
Jim Burg, 25, SF (special forces) Soldier
SGT. Berkely, 38, SF (special forces) Sergeant

Setting:
Helicopter flying over Area 51 (desert, middle of nowhere), full of troops including Quimby and Jim. SGT. Berkely is standing near the front of the helicopter

At rise:
SGT. Berkely is talking to Quimby and Jim.
 
SGT. BERKELY
What is wrong with you Quimby?
QUIMBY
(salutes)
Sir, I feel that I do not want to participate in this war, Sir!
SGT. BERKELY
And why is that son?
QUIMBY
Sir, I think that this war is a threat to humanity and should have never been started, Sir!
SGT. BERKELY
Jim, do you feel the same?
JIM
Quite the opposite, Sir!
SGT. BERKELY
Well Quimby you want to stop this war right?
QUIMBY
Sir, yes, Sir!
SGT. BERKELY
Then help us and annihilate these aliens!
QUIMBY
Sir, yes, Sir!
(Exit SGT. Berkely)
Yeah, whatever
JIM
How long are you going to stay in this army?
QUIMBY
Until I am done with college
JIM
Then why don’t you have fun in the meantime?
QUIMBY
I do not support war. I was having fun in the meantime until our squadron got this assignment
Why are you in the army?
JIM
It was an available job that gave me a good amount of money, why else?
QUIMBY
You don’t care about what type of job it is?
JIM
No, I just go with the flow. You see I really never had a dream of doing anything in particular, I wanted to do everything. So I am going by life’s path
QUIMBY
Oh yeah right, everyone has a dream. My dream currently is to finish college and get out of the Army
JIM
(Chuckles)
Oh well, it seems that I cannot knock sense into you
(Enter SGT. Berkely)
QUIMBY
Sense of what?
JIM
The fact that you have to build yourself from the ground up. Can a house be built from the roof to the bottom? No
QUIMBY
What does this have to do with my ambition to create a company right after college?
JIM
What I am trying to say is that you have to go by steps, nothing will happen overnight. You may think that working in the army has no way or form to do with anything you have in mind but it is a step, a step that could help you to your future company
SGT. BERKELY
Get ready boys! We’re about to land! Lock and load!

(The back of the helicopter is hit and explodes. The helicopter is spun out of control)

JIM
OH woah!
SGT. BERKELY
Hold on tight boys! It’s goin’ to be a nasty ride!
QUIMBY
Get me out of here someone. I want to leave this war and army as soon as possible

(The helicopter crashes half a mile from Area 51)

(Quimby, Jim, and SGT. Berkely dispatch from the helicopter and crouch behind a boulder)
SGT. BERKELY
All right troops! Move out!
JIM
C’mon Quimby
QUIMBY
Ugh, coming

(Jim and Quimby run towards Area 51)
Scene 2
Characters:
Quimby Haps, 19, SF (special forces) Soldier
Jim Burg, 25, SF (special forces) Soldier

Setting:
Desert battle field. Area 51 is seen in the distance. Alien troops are bombarding the Human troops with artillery. Quimby and Jim are advancing forward.

At rise:
Jim and Quimby are both crouching behind a rock

(Explosions)
JIM
Quimby! Throw a grenade!
QUIMBY
I don’t have any! Why would I have some?
JIM
This is a life or death situation, no fooling around!
QUIMBY
I am serious! Get off my back
(An alien tries to slash Jim with a sword but misses and is shot by Jim)
JIM
C’mon get back to reality! You are a soldier!
QUIMBY
Not one if I don’t want to be
JIM
Oh, here’s our chance! Move out!
(Jim and Quimby both crouch and run and advance a great deal of distance)

JIM
Take cover!
(Quimby crouches behind a barrier and Jim next to him)
QUIMBY
How far are we from this stupid research facility?
JIM
Shut up and help me shoot!
(Jim shoots down several aliens)
QUIMBY
Yeah, yeah!
JIM
Alright! Go, go, go!
QUIMBY
Great
(An alien bomb explodes and launches Jim into the air. He lands onto Quimby)
QUIMBY
Hey! Get off!
(Quimby shoves Jim off of him. Jim is lying on the ground in the open slightly injured)
JIM
Help! Get me covered!!!
QUIMBY
(Ignores Jim)
God, I got sand in my suit!
(An alien notices Jim and starts to run toward him)
JIM
Quimby! Help, an alien!
QUIMBY
Huh? … Oh fine…
(Quimby takes out the running alien)
JIM
Get me covered! I can barely move!
QUIMBY
Ok, ok, dang!
JIM
What the hell is wrong with you?
QUIMBY
What?
JIM
I could have been killed
QUIMBY
‘Could have’ is the key word
JIM
Oh my God you are hopeless
QUIMBY
The fire stopped let’s move forward and get this over with!
JIM
But you will have to let me lean on you, I can barely walk
QUIMBY
Fine! Hold on
(Quimby and Jim reach the entrance to the research facility. A bomb blows up near the two and aliens start to run towards them. A shard of the building wall falls and traps Quimby’s leg)
QUIMBY
Help!
JIM
Grab hold of my hand and stay low!
(Aliens are firing at the two)
(Quimby gets loose)
Argh! There you go!
QUIMBY
Let’s go! Hurry! … Behind that rock!
(Quimby and Jim both take cover behind a boulder right outside of the entrance)
You see that? I could have been killed!
JIM
‘Could have’ is the key word
QUIMBY
You know it’s no use mocking me!
JIM
Let’s finish this mission!
(Jim runs off)
QUIMBY
Hey! Wait!
(Quimby runs after Jim)

Scene 3
Characters:
Quimby Haps, 19, SF (special forces) Soldier
Jim Burg, 25, SF (special forces) Soldier
Medic

Setting:
Area 51 research facility. The facility is ruined; all equipment is either overturned or destroyed. Alien noises and human screams are heard in the distance.

At rise:
Jim and Quimby are both stealthily walking around the facility looking for any hostages

JIM
Shsssh, did you hear that?
QUIMBY
What? An ice cream truck?
JIM
Get into the real world or leave
QUIMBY
I will as soon as I start doing what I want to do, not this Army crap
JIM
Shsssh, I hear someone coming
(An Alien patrols and does not take notice of Jim or Quimby hiding in the shadows)
Now!
(Jim darts forward and attacks the Alien while Quimby ties the Alien up)
QUIMBY
Eww, I got slime all over my hand
JIM
Man up!
QUIMBY
Oh Shut up!
(Pause for 2 seconds. Distant screams are heard)
That way
(Points forward)
JIM
We’ve got to hurry!
QUIMBY
Why are we here again?
JIM
Cleanse this place of Aliens
QUIMBY
Why aren’t I in my dream job?
JIM
Because you are too impatient and you want everything your way
QUIMBY
Huh, yeah, like I think like that
JIM
(Chuckles)
What do you think you have been talking about for the past 2 hours?
QUIMBY
Har, har, har, talk about me when I am really mad
JIM
Mad about what?
(An Alien walks in front and notices the two)
Quick, get covered!
QUIMBY
(Ignores)
Mad that I have to go through this. Does it even seem logic—
(Alien shoots Quimby and Jim shoots the Alien)
—al, ugh. No!, this can not be it. I have to get—
JIM
Farther into your life? So far that you do not enjoy it now? Being impatient only brings one’s end
(Jim kneels besides Quimby)
QUIMBY
What?! Are you going to mock me some more? Hear my words, this is not the end. Call a medic, I’ll be fine. I did not bring my own end I want only to fast forward to the parts I want when I want
JIM
Call a medic? Really
QUIMBY
This is a serious situation! I am lying on the floor dying
JIM
Well, since giving you advice before did not help at all, I am now going to mock you
QUIMBY
Are you mad?
JIM
Are you without sense?
QUIMBY
Quick call a medic and end my pain!
JIM
Oh, I will. Don’t worry about that
QUIMBY
Took a while!
(Jim pulls out his radio and calls a medic)
JIM
Medic! Medic!
QUIMBY
(Cough’s up blood)
Ugh, I can’t go much longer!
(Quimby becomes unconscious)
JIM
One who skips and drops life’s lessons does not get to see the end. Maybe you should listen once in a while. Gain wisdom from the ones who talk now because they may not be here in an instant
(Medic arrives along with two soldiers)
MEDIC
Where’s the problem?
JIM
Over here
(Points at Quimby)
(Medic walks over and starts to treat Quimby)
MEDIC
It seems that he has an infection of some sort on his arm where he was struck. Unfortunately it is spreading rapidly and he needs immediate treatment with no distractions
JIM
What do you suppose we do?
MEDIC
I will carry him to a safe excavated place in the facility. I will report back with results
(Medic exits)
JIM
Ah, by myself again
(Walks forward and into a scientist lab)
Ooo, look at this goo! I wonder what it is made of
(Jim walks around and observes for 4 seconds)
(Alien noises in a short distance)
What was that?
(An Alien jumps out of the shadows and attacks Jim, killing him)
25 minutes later
(Enter Medic and Quimby)
MEDIC
Jim, I have gre—
(Looks at Jim’s corpse)
Oh my! What has happened here?
(Medic walks forward to work on Jim)
QUIMBY
(Looks at Jim’s corpse)
Huh, one who does not listen to wisdom may see it vanish in an instant. Isn’t that what you said?
(Sobbing)
Thanks
(End of play)








attached also (.doc)

108
Feedback / How do you award?
« on: June 01, 2008, 01:46:20 am »


I saw Regulust give me one and he isn't a mod. (OR is he?)

109
Entertainment / CSPSP 1.55
« on: May 29, 2008, 10:43:27 pm »
I have it  on a CFW PSP.

Anyway I noticed that the server tool needs to be run off your computer. Is there anyway to run it off a website? (Free hosting)

Thanks

110
Entertainment / Jealous?
« on: May 29, 2008, 01:38:09 am »
Link

Discuss the possibilities on how he got it.

:'(

111
Other Discussion / Kick Ass Food!
« on: May 25, 2008, 08:39:30 pm »
Post one of your favorite foods!

and discuss.

Mine :
Arabic to English Translation: Dried Apricot paste




Description: This stuff is the !@#$% seriously. It tastes like fruit roll ups on steroids. It is also healthy for and I eating some right now ^_^.


112
Entertainment / Optiping
« on: May 25, 2008, 08:08:08 pm »
So I play CS 1.6 (if you start a source vs 1.6 war, just GTFO)

When I play across the globe, e.g. Berlin, my ping is on the brink of 200, usually 210,220,205, but sadly they have a ping monitor and kick me every time. (Don't worry my ping is usually 30 - 10 in the states.)

So then I heard about Optiping and was wondering if anyone here knew how to use it. When I start it nothing happens, all it does is start a weird process called "IEXPLORE.EXE" (I know it is internet explorer). I know it is not my IE since the icon refers to an outdated version of IE (IE 6 I think). No, it is not a Virus. I have scanned it with McAfee.

So all it does is start that process...

WinRAR recognizes it as a archive, so I extracted it and there were two exe's, auto.exe and IEXPLORER.exe.


Just in case you guys needed the program http://cshlmod1.free.fr/OptiPing/OptiPing.exe

113
Other Discussion / Um...
« on: May 19, 2008, 03:22:55 am »
Current Internal Temperatures:
Motherboard  23 C       73 F
Cpu  26 C          79 F
AUX 26 C         79 F
Harddrive 59 C       138 F


I am a little worried about my HDD...

Any other things that seem odd or are they all cooled?

EDIT:
I can't play CS 1.6. I always get a BSOD. I am really worried.

BTW I live in a very hot place :)

114
Coding / Parsing...
« on: May 16, 2008, 10:54:07 pm »
How would someone go about coding a console system like the ones shown below?:



In short, how would I go about creating a simple console window that will keep track of changes And allow me To change ingame variables?
any blitz3D, pseudo algorithims welcome.

BTW:

My current Function To Read a game configuration file is: (very bad pseudo)

get file path
While Not End of file
   Read Line
   For i = 1 To length of Line
      Read a letter from Line
      If First two letters = "/*" Or "//" Then skip this Line (it is a comment)
      If letter is a space Then Stop reading
      commands = commands plus the letter Read
   Next
   For g = (length of commands) To (length of Line)
      Read a letter
      If letter = "=" Or " " Then skip this letter
      val = val + letter
   Next
   Case Select commands
      Case "pl_gravity"
         set pl_gravity To val
      etc cases... (For all of my variables)
   End Select
   close the file
Wend

   

115
Other Projects / Jumperr
« on: May 09, 2008, 01:43:00 am »
Jumperr
--------------------------------------------------------------------

Objective: Speedily jump around and eradicate your opponents.

Description: Jumperr is a fast paced FPS (First person shooter) where you go jump around and gain speed while strategically killing your opponents!
There will be a variety of Fantasy guns, game types, maps and the ability to fully mod the game!

Type: Online multiplayer only.

Goal: Something remotely like CS 1.6 (Source sucks)

Screens:
(See attachments)

Programs used: Blitz3D, Deled, Photoshop.

Progress: Very low, basic gravity jumping crouching running ...

Releases: none yet.

Credits:
Xiphirx
DevilsChild
Ron

Don't worry I will add more content soon!

116
Discussion / Dumb Visual C++ 2005 Express
« on: May 08, 2008, 02:47:09 am »
Does anyone know why I cannot create Windows Applications? (it is grayed out)
EDIT: Look at my reply below ;)

Thanks

117
Discussion / Help
« on: May 04, 2008, 03:06:10 am »
I need to know how to implement gravity in Blitz3D (with jumping)
Similar to CS (Counter-Strike).
Any pseudo/Blitz code welcome!

Thanks.

118
Entertainment / GTA IV leaked
« on: April 23, 2008, 10:28:47 pm »

119
Feedback / Contest Idea Submission
« on: April 22, 2008, 03:50:21 am »
:D

Submit ideas... etc.

IDEA: H4x0r my program!
DESCRIPTION: The staff makes a program that has a few bugs in it and the contestants must find them and exploit them and find a hidden file/message/easter egg!
and whoever posts the message/whatever first wins!
PRIZE: Dunno, a ton of rupees?

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