Written and Performed by Dayjohttp://dayjo.org/files/sounds/ZeldaRap.mp3
Lyrics:I'm Link.
I'm the Hero of Time
I'm here to save Zelda so hear my !@#$% rhymes,
There's a evil power coming to rock this land,
But listen to my story and you might understand.
There's a hot looking princess locked away in a tower.
But Gannon's in the way with the Triforce of Power.
His minions are many, and they fight real rough,
After all this time, you'd think I'd had enough.
But no, I love this chick
I wake up every morning and feel a tingle in my,
Deku stick, got magic tricks, items and weapons galore,
Gonna screw this Gannon like a mother !@#$% !@#$%.
So I get up, equip my sword and shield,
Find as many weapons and items that i can wield,
I learn from a old man, about ganon's big old plan
And i climb up on Epona and storm the Hyrule field
Moblins and Stalfos, Octorok and Tektites,
I smash my way through em, chuchus and likelikes
They keep coming, yeah they don't let up
But if I'm gonna save this gal, I'm gonna have to speed it up
Hookshot, Slingshot, Deku Nuts and Bombchu
The weapons I need, and use, to get me through
The hard times, I don't !@#$% kid around,
This is serious !@#$% now and I cant get run-down
I stock up, on potions and spells
I do some little sides quests, grab some things I can sell
For fairies, they pick me up, when my life is low
20 years in the making, no amateur I'm a pro.
I've made some real good friends.. we're going way back now
To a time unknown, there's Gorons Zoras, even a cow
I played him a tune, and he gave me drink
I sipped it down, it brought my life, right back to the brink
But it's time right now, to straighten out
Forget that Zora princess, yea, that hot trout
Zelda's the one for me, no doubt about it
If I'm really gonna save her, I gonna have to take this hit
....I'm tired, yeah, of all this fighting
Why can't Gannon come right here and quit his !@#$% hiding.
I'm on my way now to Hyrule Castle
Where that evil !@#$% waits, oh hell that's a hassle
After all this hard work, it better be worth it
I better get some ass, or at least get to jerk it
This princess Zelda, she's a real stuck up chick,
But if i get a piece of that, I'll take my time, wont be quick
... go around and around, that's what it's about
... go around and around, i could really go and do without
This !@#$% moron, sitting in his windmill,
Playing !@#$% tunes, like a !@#$% pneumatic drill
... go around and around, that's all I'm !@#$% doing
Back and forth Hyrule, for what? Zelda spewing?
Blood all over the place, if I don't get a move on
Everything I've ever loved will all be !@#$% gone!
Back to Epona, my one true friend
She helps me on my journey's to prevent Hyrule's end
Right back across that field you know
Straight to the castle where Gannon better show
I'm prepped for the fight, everything is set
My weapons, my armour, now hell I'M the threat!
I can take this guy, no problem, I'm not shy
I'll show him what I got, then I'll stab him in the eye
The entrance is clear, no worries no fear
I'm marching to my destiny, it starts or ends here
The battle begins, I draw my sword,
My !@#$% ugly rival, he screams and RAWR'd
It's not an easy fight, it'll last all night
But I think I've got him cornered and It's fight or flight.
For him, not me, I'm not going anywhere
I've come for my prize, and I ain't stopping there
He's dead, yeah he's finally gone
He'll probably be back, but with me here, not for long
Here comes Zelda, the one I really came for
Where we gonna do it hun? the bed? or the floor?
Excuuuuuuuse me princess! I just saved your life!
All this !@#$% action, all this bloodshed, all this strife?
How'd you turn me down like that? it hurts like a knife
In my heart, I suppose this is it.. game over.., that's life.
, I love The Register...
would be awesome to be like a pirate with real gold. 