Honestly, eyes are the first thing I notice on anybody. It takes me a long time to even start to recognize any other parts of their body if they have nice eyes. (Milky white, exotic colours and designs on them.) Second for me comes figure, I am fine with a bit of chubbiness but I like most of my girls to be almost anorexic thin. (My current girl is like that and she isn't an anorexic.) Third has to be hair, I like to it be at least shoulder length (I have a huge hate for ears, having them show is the ugliest thing on anyone.) but I like it to be down her back a bit, it makes it easier to play with if I am ever bored. (Breast and ass are actually some of the last things I notice on women.)
As for personality - I do not really care if they aren't very intelligent, as long as they are fun, can take a joke and just want to spend time with people. I have been with almost every type of girl - Emo, smartass, etc, etc and I still have to say that I love the party girls more then any of them.
3½. piercings - I like when guys have their ears pierced. And other piercings are nice; the only ones I really don't like are eyebrow piercings, and retarded things like vertical nose piercings.
Ugh, yeah, I agree. That is just terrible.