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Other Discussion / Re: So I was chewing my nipples the other day...
« on: December 22, 2007, 08:53:12 pm »

I lol'd.

I'm more interested in the title of this topic.

I too am interested in the title. However, to keep this from being a completely useless post, I best put some content in here. I wouldn't say the Republicans don't have a chance at all. Right now I'm hearing a lot of "Anybody but Hilary!". So.. you never know. :P

Audio / Re: Sunrise
« on: December 21, 2007, 06:30:00 am »
Its really good. But I agree with gm112, it reminds me more of late afternoon, not sunrise. Good job though! :)

Debates / Re: Is murder justified if...?
« on: December 19, 2007, 05:49:26 pm »
I think murderers should be placed on an island, with weapons, and they can become their own executioners.

^That's just a random idea I had. I'm not saying it's the best idea, but it's a tough subject.

I actually really like that idea. Thats kinda of brilliant really. :)

Debates / Re: Is murder justified if...?
« on: December 19, 2007, 05:34:08 pm »
I only believe in killing someone in self defense. I think the death penalty and 'vigilante justice' are wrong. :P

Discussion / Re: Timeline of All timelines
« on: December 18, 2007, 10:58:48 pm »
No, I mean like... RIGHT after. The Zelda in FS is the same Zelda in FSA. :P

Discussion / Re: Timeline of All timelines
« on: December 18, 2007, 08:39:21 pm »
Yes, this is indeed an extremely strange timeline theory. Especially since FSA takes place after FS. :P

Discussion / Re: NES Outlines
« on: December 18, 2007, 03:07:27 pm »

I see no outlines...

Entertainment / Re: So I'm watching Justice League
« on: December 18, 2007, 02:47:18 pm »
There's only one explaination for this...


Other Discussion / Re: No wonder Knuckles is so strong...
« on: December 16, 2007, 03:37:12 pm »
Oh God, I watched the video from the site that the wikipedia article noted as its source on the 4 headed penis part. That thing looks so nasty... ewwww.
You were either bored or are an extremely sick person.

Mostly bored but also a bit curious because I wanted to know what a 4 headed penis looked like. I thought it would be awesome but was sadly mistaken.

Other Discussion / Re: No wonder Knuckles is so strong...
« on: December 15, 2007, 02:14:54 pm »
Oh God, I watched the video from the site that the wikipedia article noted as its source for on the 4 headed penis part. That thing looks so nasty... ewwww.

You watch animal porn?


No, it definitely wasn't animal porn. If it was, I would've enjoyed it alot more... I don't really watch animal porn.

Oh God, I watched the video from the site that the wikipedia article noted as its source for on the 4 headed penis part. That thing looks so nasty... ewwww.
Would did you expect when you watched it?

I dunno, something amazing I guess. But stop trying to act smart and stuff... cause you know, what is spelled W-H-A-T. >_>

Other Discussion / Re: No wonder Knuckles is so strong...
« on: December 15, 2007, 05:05:08 am »
Oh God, I watched the video from the site that the wikipedia article noted as its source on the 4 headed penis part. That thing looks so nasty... ewwww.

Zelda Projects / Re: LOZ 3D : WIP
« on: December 13, 2007, 02:15:54 am »
Well done! This looks very promising. I look foward to seeing this project's progress. :)

Zelda Projects / Re: [pre]Legend of Zelda Oracle of Secrets[/pre]
« on: December 07, 2007, 02:47:19 pm »
Okay, so it starts off like Link's awakening and then Farore (you keep misspelling it and its bugging the crap out of me) gets hit in the head... with a cauldron? WTF, mate.

Entertainment / Re: The Golden Compass / Northen Lights
« on: December 07, 2007, 06:23:32 am »
...I still want to see this really badly. I think it looks pretty good. :)

Graphics / Re: OOT 3d Link Model
« on: December 07, 2007, 06:20:58 am »
Great job, man! Keep up the good work.  8)

That was a BEAUTIFUL piece of literature my friend. Now... What'd you do with the RGIG9K? O_o
He prolly secksed it/her. :O

I !@#$% lol'd! but in what cave do you live if you didn't knew it was delayed?...
but something about all the robots and pirates etc seems to make me think that it's not a true story, somehow >_<

Really? I think it makes it seem more realistic. Gamestop seems like the kind of place that would be infested with evil robots and pirates. :P In fact, I'm willing to bet that one of the douchebags that works at the gamestop near here is a pirate. Probably a butt pirate too. <_< >_>

Feedback / Re: Smileys Question
« on: December 04, 2007, 06:10:01 am »
Just sign this agreement and have the money (bajillion US dollas foo) and a copy of this, signed, in to Vash, and you can use em.

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I lol'd.

Feedback / Re: Smileys Question
« on: December 04, 2007, 06:04:11 am »
Even if I wanted someone else to use them, I think the agreement of the competition these smileys were made for was that the smileys would be for this forum and this forum only. Of course this isn't legally binding, but I like to keep my word. :P

All I can say is... I lol'd.

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