Yes! Another EarthBound topic! Hey everyone, here's the chance to make fun of other people's interests, because we haven't already down that nine thousand times before!
I'm really getting shitty with the lot of you. !@#$% find something new to talk about, !@#$% stop dissing other people's interests, !@#$% stop being such motherfucking goddamn trolls, and for !@#$%'s sake, someone tear off Swoftu's balls.
In case you didn't read into that extreme amount of profanity properly, I'm pissed with these stupid whiney topics about basically nothing but insulting other people and what they enjoy. "Mwehh, but Hoffy, they're just stating their opinion." Sure bloody thing they're stating their opinion, it's call trolling. It's just to make the fanboys angry, just to cause a little bit of entertainment. And then, hoo, Swiftu comes back with his "LOL SUCCESSFUL TROLL IS SUCCESSFUL", and all the fanboys are left looking like idiots. And for what? For nothing really, they just defended the things they like when the author of the topic wasn't even being that serious anyway. Oh, and the worst part? It happens every goddamn day, all over the internet, little stupid selfish gamers whinging about retarded insignificant things and stirring up dedicated fans, and the last thing I want is to come to a small, intimate community in which I actually enjoy and deal with this crap all over again.
Leave the goddamn fanboys alone, before it all ends up in tears.