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Re: Someone look at an old highschool friend of ...
« Reply #20 on: March 24, 2008, 03:41:52 am »
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No, came close once though(no pun intended XD HAHA..I;m sorry...that's funny!)  She invited me to stay at her play almost two years ago right when I got outta highschool...She asked me in her uh underwear...I was like...um !@#$%.,...what do I do...Mister Ding Dong wnated to be shoved in the oven at that minute but I remembered all the dudes she used to UmM !@#$% in highschool not counting the ones no one knew about till after wards...lol

So, I politely said, "Naw, I gotta get home...I got !@#$% to do in the morning..."
She looked kinda bummed out when I said that.  She hugged me when I said bye...I mean a HARD,CLOSE, AROUSING HUG,...I think she could feel my !@#$% because she was like," Are you SURE you don't want to stay? I get up early in the morning and can wake you up since your car is here."
I !@#$% beat the !@#$% out of myself mentally right there in  my head...  I was like,"  Naw, I really got !@#$% I got to do and I'm tired and got a 30 minute drive."

So, I left and proceeded to beat off to porn for the next 2 hours at 1:00 in the morning.
Do I regret not banging her, no...Probably saved me from being the daddy of that kid she just had.
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A post that retarded belongs on Gaia, not here I'm sorry, but that is the dumbest post I have seen in about 6 months.

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Re: Someone look at an old highschool friend of ...
« Reply #21 on: March 24, 2008, 03:43:32 am »
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Arguments end now.

Personally I opened the page, saw the multiple Youtube videos, the unreadable text, and some furry bunny male on a bed, and exited the hell out of there.  >_>

EDIT: Andrew already took care of it I see.

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« Reply #22 on: March 24, 2008, 03:45:56 am »
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Arguments end now.

Personally I opened the page, saw the multiple Youtube videos, the unreadable text, and some furry bunny male on a bed, and exited the hell out of there.  >_>

EDIT: Andrew already took care of it I see.
She's !@#$% up, man...lol...You got to go back and look at her picture album called "girls fuckin around"...lol
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« Reply #23 on: March 24, 2008, 04:00:22 am »
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Arguments end now.

Personally I opened the page, saw the multiple Youtube videos, the unreadable text, and some furry bunny male on a bed, and exited the hell out of there.  >_>

EDIT: Andrew already took care of it I see.
She's !@#$% up, man...lol...You got to go back and look at her picture album called "girls fuckin around"...lol
From the sounds of her, I wouldn't go see it.
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« Reply #24 on: March 24, 2008, 04:09:56 am »
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No, came close once though(no pun intended XD HAHA..I;m sorry...that's funny!)  She invited me to stay at her play almost two years ago right when I got outta highschool...She asked me in her uh underwear...I was like...um !@#$%.,...what do I do...Mister Ding Dong wnated to be shoved in the oven at that minute but I remembered all the dudes she used to UmM !@#$% in highschool not counting the ones no one knew about till after wards...lol

So, I politely said, "Naw, I gotta get home...I got !@#$% to do in the morning..."
She looked kinda bummed out when I said that.  She hugged me when I said bye...I mean a HARD,CLOSE, AROUSING HUG,...I think she could feel my !@#$% because she was like," Are you SURE you don't want to stay? I get up early in the morning and can wake you up since your car is here."
I !@#$% beat the !@#$% out of myself mentally right there in  my head...  I was like,"  Naw, I really got !@#$% I got to do and I'm tired and got a 30 minute drive."

So, I left and proceeded to beat off to porn for the next 2 hours at 1:00 in the morning.
Do I regret not banging her, no...Probably saved me from being the daddy of that kid she just had.
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A post that retarded belongs on Gaia, not here I'm sorry, but that is the dumbest post I have seen in about 6 months.
Whatever, get help from some other dumbass(cuz I guess I'm dumb) then for RPG Maker XP...wtf?

The only thing that was stupid was about beating off to porn...I made that part up for lulz.

Hey now, I never said you were dumb. I just said that the post was done. I appreciate your help, but that post was just retarded. Now if I didn't care about if you helped me I would have said you were stupid, but since I've seen you be very helpful to me and others I am only criticizing this post, and not you. I know for a fact that this post does not represent your intelligence, and am not saying you are stupid at all. I am just saying that the post in question is.
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« Reply #25 on: March 24, 2008, 04:11:03 am »
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No, came close once though(no pun intended XD HAHA..I;m sorry...that's funny!)  She invited me to stay at her play almost two years ago right when I got outta highschool...She asked me in her uh underwear...I was like...um !@#$%.,...what do I do...Mister Ding Dong wnated to be shoved in the oven at that minute but I remembered all the dudes she used to UmM !@#$% in highschool not counting the ones no one knew about till after wards...lol

So, I politely said, "Naw, I gotta get home...I got !@#$% to do in the morning..."
She looked kinda bummed out when I said that.  She hugged me when I said bye...I mean a HARD,CLOSE, AROUSING HUG,...I think she could feel my !@#$% because she was like," Are you SURE you don't want to stay? I get up early in the morning and can wake you up since your car is here."
I !@#$% beat the !@#$% out of myself mentally right there in  my head...  I was like,"  Naw, I really got !@#$% I got to do and I'm tired and got a 30 minute drive."

So, I left and proceeded to beat off to porn for the next 2 hours at 1:00 in the morning.
Do I regret not banging her, no...Probably saved me from being the daddy of that kid she just had.
Whoops, you got the wrong site. You're looking for www.gaiaonline.com
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A post that retarded belongs on Gaia, not here I'm sorry, but that is the dumbest post I have seen in about 6 months.
Whatever, get help from some other dumbass(cuz I guess I'm dumb) then for RPG Maker XP...wtf?

The only thing that was stupid was about beating off to porn...I made that part up for lulz.

Hey now, I never said you were dumb. I just said that the post was done. I appreciate your help, but that post was just retarded. Now if I didn't care about if you helped me I would have said you were stupid, but since I've seen you be very helpful to me and others I am only criticizing this post, and not you. I know for a fact that this post does not represent your intelligence, and am not saying you are stupid at all. I am just saying that the post in question is.
Alright...alright...apology accepted, and I'm sorry on my end.
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« Reply #26 on: March 24, 2008, 07:56:57 pm »
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First thing I thought was, no sense of style, like 98% of Myspaces, just pictures and Youtube vids slopped around with a background image that interferes with everything.

Am I supposed to be judging this person or something? :P  Okay: 20-year-old who should be acting like a 30-year-old but acts like a 13-year-old.
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« Reply #27 on: March 25, 2008, 03:12:24 am »
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BREAKING NEWS: Some people are stupid.
Wow that is great... Its amazing, welcome to life... Seriously words to live by...... Just dont be a stupid one.
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« Reply #28 on: March 25, 2008, 11:03:55 pm »
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I've seen some Myspaces that belong to the people I went to high school with. I can infer the following:

- All girls become lesbians, prostitutes, or drug addicts
- All guys become gay or sex fiends
- I'm still awesome
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« Reply #29 on: March 26, 2008, 03:29:01 am »
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A guy I went to highschool with recently OD'd and died. I mean, I didn't like the guy, and always thought he was an enormous tool, but it's still so weird...especially because I remember the days in middle school when he was fat and awkward, and we played four-square in gym class =/
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well i dont have that system and it is very hard to care about everything when you are single

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Re: Someone look at an old highschool friend of ...
« Reply #30 on: March 26, 2008, 03:38:24 am »
No, came close once though(no pun intended XD HAHA..I;m sorry...that's funny!)  She invited me to stay at her play almost two years ago right when I got outta highschool...She asked me in her uh underwear...I was like...um !@#$%.,...what do I do...Mister Ding Dong wnated to be shoved in the oven at that minute but I remembered all the dudes she used to UmM !@#$% in highschool not counting the ones no one knew about till after wards...lol

So, I politely said, "Naw, I gotta get home...I got !@#$% to do in the morning..."
She looked kinda bummed out when I said that.  She hugged me when I said bye...I mean a HARD,CLOSE, AROUSING HUG,...I think she could feel my DICK because she was like," Are you SURE you don't want to stay? I get up early in the morning and can wake you up since your car is here."
I !@#$% beat the !@#$% out of myself mentally right there in  my head...  I was like,"  Naw, I really got !@#$% I got to do and I'm tired and got a 30 minute drive."

So, I left and proceeded to beat off to porn for the next 2 hours at 1:00 in the morning.
Do I regret not banging her, no...Probably saved me from being the daddy of that kid she just had.

That was the most Win post I have ever read in my life


I figure these justify shes a hoe


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« Reply #31 on: March 27, 2008, 05:11:23 am »
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I'm sorry, but that's hot.
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« Reply #32 on: March 27, 2008, 05:16:04 am »
Yeah it is but it's proof shes a hoe
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« Reply #33 on: March 27, 2008, 02:35:10 pm »
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I'm sorry, but that's hot.

Agreed, as much as it shames me to say it. I'd hit it like Hiroshima.
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well i dont have that system and it is very hard to care about everything when you are single
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« Reply #34 on: March 27, 2008, 03:26:22 pm »
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 :o  shes quite nice
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« Reply #35 on: March 27, 2008, 03:36:32 pm »
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Fix what I say again and I'll hit you with a baseball bat, !@#$%
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I don't know MiN, she may have a disease or two...And uh, she doesn't like to use condoms nor wants her partner to use condoms...You may be tapping the ass that's been tapped by the block already(actually I know it has lol)...
From experience, M' I' right?  ;)
No, came close once though(no pun intended XD HAHA..I;m sorry...that's funny!)  She invited me to stay at her play almost two years ago right when I got outta highschool...She asked me in her uh underwear...I was like...um !@#$%.,...what do I do...Mister Ding Dong wnated to be shoved in the oven at that minute but I remembered all the dudes she used to UmM !@#$% in highschool not counting the ones no one knew about till after wards...lol

So, I politely said, "Naw, I gotta get home...I got !@#$% to do in the morning..."
She looked kinda bummed out when I said that.  She hugged me when I said bye...I mean a HARD,CLOSE, AROUSING HUG,...I think she could feel my DICK because she was like," Are you SURE you don't want to stay? I get up early in the morning and can wake you up since your car is here."
I !@#$% beat the !@#$% out of myself mentally right there in  my head...  I was like,"  Naw, I really got !@#$% I got to do and I'm tired and got a 30 minute drive."

So, I left and proceeded to beat off to porn for the next 2 hours at 1:00 in the morning.
Do I regret not banging her, no...Probably saved me from being the daddy of that kid she just had.

Needs more Bel Air :P

If ever a girl says "No condoms" you should run. Fast. Screaming. Also, you had a boner and could still think? I'm impressed. You can go down in history as one of the few guys who managed to win that tug of war.
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« Reply #36 on: March 27, 2008, 04:28:02 pm »
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Yeah, she's a hoe. Mixed drink in one hand, big purple dildo in the other? Speaks for itself.
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« Reply #37 on: April 09, 2008, 12:03:28 am »
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Fix what I say again and I'll hit you with a baseball bat, !@#$%
!@#$% you, i don't even know why you go here, noone likes you.

WRONG.

I bump you lose.
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« Reply #38 on: April 09, 2008, 06:46:12 pm »
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Agreed, as much as it shames me to say it. I'd hit it like Hiroshima.

WOAH... WOAH...

You'd hit that?

Ack, I have to admit, I probably would too if I wasn't worried she had some sort of STD from all the hoe-age she's obviously been doing.
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