So, my school was running our so-called "showcase" which is basically just a musical talent show type thing where all the music and drama kids perform their stuff for parents, teachers and students, and what not. Basically, all of the singers and speakers were given a headset-type microphone which they were expected to turn off when their act was over, or, otherwise, whatever they said afterwards would be projected over the entire audience.
So, during one of the piano performances, one of the guys in the grade above mine, completely oblivious to the fact that his microphone was still on, was speaking backstage, and for some reason decided to say:
"I'm going to rape everyone in the audience with my giant !@#$%."
I think he actually made a couple of women cry, and he got a big talking-to from the principal and the music coordinator. Not sure if he's getting suspended or something. Oh well, I lol'd.
