Well DJ, It seems to be written here in the grand old book of ZFGC that someone born on the 17th day of any month (lucky me, i'm 1 day off from that) must take a laser and shoot it up their ass for the rest of their life if they become member of the month. Page 236, section Q, part 4, sub-section J, chapter 122 of the 5th verse of the 10th testament of the 4th quarter of the book. you can check that if you want =)