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Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« on: June 11, 2007, 05:26:21 am »
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So i was walking in the mall and i accidently walk into this guy. And he is like:

him: hey, watch where your walking !@#$%

me: wtf, i am sorry, i don't want trouble

him: too bad, you should of watched out, now you have trouble.

me: Back off, i don't want trouble, don't mess with me

Him: yeah right

So he pushes me, I take my position, i started screaming:

KAAAAAAAAA

MEEEEEEEEEEE

HAAAA

MEEEEEEEEE

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

and i changed my stance and pointed my hands at him while screaming the last part.

Nothing happened, there was this awkward silence, and he walked away with his friends.

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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 06:10:09 am »
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I just wetted mi pants. Are you stupid? XD
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 06:11:37 am »
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That's because DBZ is lame.

You should've Flash Kicked him like Guile in Street Fighter 2.


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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2007, 06:25:30 am »
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come on, FISSURE, everyone knows that the Shoryuken is the way to go.
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2007, 08:47:52 am »
LMFAO!!!! that is one of the most retarded things i have ever heard!!! retarded in a good way though lol...nice one fissure :P
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« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2007, 09:20:23 am »
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ROFLMAO!!! Youtube, now!
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« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2007, 10:16:28 am »
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hahah you are so crazy butr funny
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #7 on: June 11, 2007, 01:16:04 pm »
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HADOKEN!!!
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #8 on: June 11, 2007, 03:00:11 pm »
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lol fissure what would you have done if the dude kicked your ass or pulled a stun gun out right then and there
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #9 on: June 11, 2007, 03:06:57 pm »
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Quote from: Theforeshadower on June 11, 2007, 03:00:11 pm
lol fissure what would you have done if the dude kicked your ass or pulled a stun gun out right then and there
No clue, but he wouldn't post any topic like: "This dude kicked my ass in the mall today.". xD
He and his friends must be completely mocking Fissure. xD
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #10 on: June 11, 2007, 03:10:21 pm »
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Quote from: Ricky on June 11, 2007, 03:06:57 pm
Quote from: Theforeshadower on June 11, 2007, 03:00:11 pm
lol fissure what would you have done if the dude kicked your ass or pulled a stun gun out right then and there
No clue, but he wouldn't post any topic like: "This dude kicked my ass in the mall today.". xD
He and his friends must be completely mocking Fissure. xD

Except not, because he doesn't have any friends, and he just made this story up.
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« Reply #11 on: June 11, 2007, 03:11:21 pm »
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Quote from: Swiftu on June 11, 2007, 03:10:21 pm
Quote from: Ricky on June 11, 2007, 03:06:57 pm
Quote from: Theforeshadower on June 11, 2007, 03:00:11 pm
lol fissure what would you have done if the dude kicked your ass or pulled a stun gun out right then and there
No clue, but he wouldn't post any topic like: "This dude kicked my ass in the mall today.". xD
He and his friends must be completely mocking Fissure. xD

Except not, because he doesn't have any friends, and he just made this story up.
Who has no friends?Fissure or that jackass at the mall?
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #12 on: June 11, 2007, 03:17:12 pm »
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Fissure, everyone knows the Genki Dama is the way to go.

<a href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdjUZd7LdCA" target="_blank">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JdjUZd7LdCA</a>
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #13 on: June 11, 2007, 03:24:53 pm »
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!@#$% yeah fishy, you kicked that loser's ass. <3 fishy

By the way, my favorite story of yours was the one you told AGES and AGES ago about you stealing a gamecube XD

I also loved that "The DSRer" thing :)
« Last Edit: June 11, 2007, 03:29:00 pm by Limey »
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« Reply #14 on: June 11, 2007, 04:04:14 pm »
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Quote from: Limey on June 11, 2007, 03:24:53 pm
!@#$% yeah fishy, you kicked that loser's ass. <3 fishy

By the way, my favorite story of yours was the one you told AGES and AGES ago about you stealing a gamecube XD

I also loved that "The DSRer" thing :)

Oh yeah, I loved that gamecube story, that was amazing.

But jeeze fissure, you should know that the kamehameha wave is old'd, you should totally have moved on to a newer technique like the kao ken or spirit bomb! And don't forget spending 30 minutes staring at the guy with sweat dripping down your face wondering if his power level is too high for you.
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #15 on: June 11, 2007, 04:40:43 pm »
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Pfft, energy attacks? Honestly, man, who needs energy attacks when you can just scream "FALCON PUNCH" and nail the guy in the stomach? You know, kinda like this:

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« Reply #16 on: June 11, 2007, 07:22:01 pm »
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Just go Mike Tyson on his ass.  8)
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Re: Man, i owned this guy in the mall today.
« Reply #17 on: June 11, 2007, 08:06:28 pm »
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Quote from: Linky on June 11, 2007, 07:22:01 pm
Just go Mike Tyson on his ass.  8)

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« Reply #18 on: June 11, 2007, 08:14:48 pm »
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« Reply #19 on: June 12, 2007, 01:15:39 am »
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