Two years ago, the much appraised hero T was struck down by a retarded penguin. Unable to believe that people would find a "cute" penguin cooler than him, he stormed out in a girly rage. Then he got hit by a bus and fell into a mysterious coma and woke up 18 months later with amnesia. All he had was a photo of the penguin that struck him down.
Under the delusion that he is a 1930s fedora wearing tommy-gun wielding maniac, he sets out to destroy the penguin that ruined his previous entry to the character competition.
He is... Tommy-Gun T.
>_> Yes, I was VERY pushed for time. YOU think of a better name.