Retarted Cheesy vs The NevermindPre-Round: July 20th This is
Retarted Cheesy. He is a cheesy, and is quite retarded (as you can see). He once was a normal Cheesy from a normal bag of Cheesies. But one day, a retarded humanoid biped snatched him up out of the bag and was about to eat him, when all of the sudden he dropped him on the wet lawn. As the man went to pick the cheesy up off the ground, an electronic device coincidentally fell on to the same lawn and smashed, thus causing the flowing electricity within the device spread across the water on the lawn, through the cheesy, then through the retarded human's hand. Then, somehow thereinafter the two personalities from both objects were completely interchangified!!! The once-retarded male now had the personality of a cheesy. He fell over, smoke slowly arising from his body, foamy cheese pouring out from his…
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Nevermind: The year is 2035. A crazy man named Lord Everett Evermind has the world in a tight grip. Everyone knows about him, everyone hates him, but due to his power, no one has the guts to face him. But the reason he's hated is currently just because of his obsession of flamingos, which has recently covered the entire world. Oh, the horror! What the people don't know, however, is that he's planning something more horrible than that... Richard Ryans lives an unhappy life; he has no family or friends, and his boss keeps bombing him with deadlines at work. What should a 30-year-old red-haired man do? Getting hit by a car isn't the most obvious solution, but that's what happens anyway, whether he wants it or not. Ryans hates to leave work unfinished, and that's what he'd do if he stayed dead the…
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