FISSURE vs Hyrule BoyInferno: August, 2nd Meet
FISSURE. FISSURE is
hardcore. Really !@#$%
hardcore. I'm not going to put much in this description, because FISSURE is a man of few words. He's all business. So here we go.
and btw lolz he's
hardcore. FISSURE led a pretty
hardcore childhood, constantly stealin' !@#$% from other kids. He kicked their asses. As FISSURE grew up and became a young adult, his
hardcore tendencies remained, and he started his own Fight Club (which would later inspire a movie called Fight Club) . Here you can see him kicking some loser's ass...
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Hailing from the lands of the internets,
Hyrule_boy was once an earthly citizen like you or I. He showed exceptional debating skill at a young age, had surprising English skills, and was offered a full ride to Duke University overseas. His path to stardom hit a horrible brick wall when he was attacked and supposedly raped by Kaz Harrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrai. In his sleep, Hyrule_boy can sometimes be heard screaming "IT'S RIDGE RACER! RIIIIIIIIIIDGE RACER!" Psychologists have determined this to be part of the night terrors flashing back on this terrible event. The incident led to many bizarre occurrences as well, and his parents kicked him out after walking in on him masturbating to...
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Well it looks like this is the end of the Inferno Division. A lot of good times here... well, not really. But the point is, either the creator of FISSURE (Limey) or Hyrule Boy (Knivu and Swiftu) will have the lovely opportunity to get free stuffs, also known as signatures. And the best part is, it's free and somewhat sexy! They don't have to use it, but they should!