Fix what I say again and I'll hit you with a baseball bat, !@#$%
LMAO...sig'd
I don't know MiN, she may have a disease or two...And uh, she doesn't like to use condoms nor wants her partner to use condoms...You may be tapping the ass that's been tapped by the block already(actually I know it has lol)...
From experience, M' I' right?
No, came close once though(no pun intended
HAHA..I;m sorry...that's funny!) She invited me to stay at her play almost two years ago right when I got outta highschool...She asked me in her uh underwear...I was like...um !@#$%.,...what do I do...Mister Ding Dong wnated to be shoved in the oven at that minute but I remembered all the dudes she used to UmM !@#$% in highschool not counting the ones no one knew about till after wards...lol
So, I politely said, "Naw, I gotta get home...I got !@#$% to do in the morning..."
She looked kinda bummed out when I said that. She hugged me when I said bye...I mean a HARD,CLOSE, AROUSING HUG,...I think she could feel my DICK because she was like," Are you SURE you don't want to stay? I get up early in the morning and can wake you up since your car is here."
I !@#$% beat the !@#$% out of myself mentally right there in my head... I was like," Naw, I really got !@#$% I got to do and I'm tired and got a 30 minute drive."
So, I left and proceeded to beat off to porn for the next 2 hours at 1:00 in the morning.
Do I regret not banging her, no...Probably saved me from being the daddy of that kid she just had.