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Favourite Quotes
« on: April 05, 2008, 04:51:04 am »
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Post all of your favorite quotes here. They can be from TV, Movies, Games, Books, or basically anybody. Here are some of my favourites.:

"To believe in God is impossible.  Not to believe in Him is absurd."
-Voltaire

"You aren't making Christianity better, just making Rock n' Roll worse!"
-Hank Hill, regarding Christian Rock

"After the Game is over the king and the pawn go back
into the same box"
-Italian Proverb

"Yes, madam, I am drunk. But in the morning I will be sober and you will still be ugly."
-Winston Churchhill

"In heaven all the interesting people are missing"
-Nietzsche

"The surest way to corrupt a youth is to instruct him to hold in higher esteem those who think alike than those who think differently"
-Nietzsche

"Writing about music is like dancing about architecture."
- Frank Zappa
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"You know what really grinds my gears? This Lindsay Lohan. Lindsay Lohan with all those little outfits, jumping around there on stage, half-naked with your little outfits. Ya know? You're a... You're out there jumping around and I'm just sitting here with my beer. So, what am I supposed to do? What you want? You know, are we gonna go out? Is that what you're trying to - why why are you leaping around there, throwing those things all up in my, over there in my face? What do you want, Lindsay? Tell me what you want? Well, I'll tell you what you want, you want nothing. You want nothing. All right? Because we all know that no woman anywhere wants to have sex with anyone, and to titillate us with any thoughts otherwise is - is just bogus."
    -You know where it's from.
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"Is man one of God's blunders? Or is God one of man's blunders?"
-Friedrich Nietzsche

"There cannot be a God because if there were one, I could not believe that I was not He."
Friedrich Nietzsche

"The time will come when men such as I will look upon the murder of animals
as they now look on the murder of men."
-Leonardo da Vinci

"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated."
-Mahatma Gandhi

"Non-violence leads to the highest ethics, which is the goal of all evolution.
Until we stop harming all other living beings, we are still savages."
-Thomas Edison
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“Did you ever see the customers in health-food stores? They are pale, skinny people who look half dead. In a steak house, you see robust, ruddy people. They're dying, of course, but they look terrific.” -Bill Cosby

“My favorite animal is steak.” -Fran Lebowitz

“The only time to eat diet food is while you're waiting for the steak to cook” -Julia Child
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"How do you kill that which has no life?" -South Park

Just for the record, almost all of my favorite quotes are not from pop culture or animated shows, I just don't feel like looking them up at the moment and I'm afraid that if I recite them from memory I will do so incorrectly...
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I am going to stop calling you a white man and I'm going to ask you to stop calling me a black man. / I don't want a black history month. Black history is American history. - Morgan Freeman

Beer is living proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy. - Benjamin Franklin

If all printers were determined not to print anything till they were sure it would offend nobody, there would be very little printed. - Benjamin Franklin

The U. S. Constitution doesn't guarantee happiness, only the pursuit of it. You have to catch up with it yourself. - Benjamin Franklin

And last, but not least...

The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone said to themselves, 'You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire.' - George Carlin

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The very existence of flamethrowers proves that sometime, somewhere, someone thought to themselves "You know, I really want to set those people over there on fire." - George Carlin

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Hear the haunting words (They'll find you alone)
lost children with no heart are crying (Turning their hearts into stone)
and you're the lost mother they're calling
Go now, run and hide (seek more than vengeance)
I hear them crying at night (your pain is their satisfaction)
outside when the planets are falling (for the rest of time)
They want to feel and know you hear them (Go now, run and hide)
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It is better to dwell in the uttermost corners of the housetop, than with a brawling and contentious woman. - verse in the Old Testament  I didn't quote/italic it because I am not sure if that is exactly what it says but it pretty much says that.


"He who fights monsters should see to it that he does not become a monster. When you gaze long in to the Abyss, the Abyss gazes into you..." -Fredrick Nietzsche, opening quote from Baldur's
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« Reply #7 on: April 05, 2008, 12:02:21 pm »
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Well let's see:

"Tell my tale to those who ask. Tell it truly; the ill deeds along with the good, and let me be judged accordingly. The rest... is silence." - Hamlet

"It is neither good nor bad, but thinking makes it so."- Shakespeare

"When words are scarce they are seldom spent in vain"- Shakespeare

"Suspicion always haunts a guilty mind."- Shakespeare

"Death is more universal than life; everyone dies and not everbody lives."- A. Sachs

"Often, the surest way to convey misinformation is to tell the strict truth."- Mark Twain

"Suspicion always haunts a guilty mind."- Shakespeare

"If we could read the secret history of our enemies, we should find in each man's life sorrow and suffering enough to disarm all hostility."- Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

"Reveal not every secret to a friend, for how can you tell but that friend may hereafter become an enemy."- Saadi

"I'd rather be hated for who I am than loved for who I am not."- Unknown

"Am I not destroying my ememies when I make friends of them?"- Lincoln

"Not all who wander are lost"- Tolkien

"That is not dead which can eternal lie,
And within strange aeons even Death may die."- Lovecraft

"Quoth the raven: Nevermore"- Poe

"The future belongs to those who dare to believe in the beauty of their dreams."- Eleanor Roosevelt

"But then again if truth be told, if you are looking for the guilty you only need look into a mirror"- V

"The times have changed, and we have changed in them"- Cicero (i think)

"There have been meetings of only a moment, that left impressions that lasted a lifetime"- ?

"Ah sarcasm... What profit is it to a man if he gains the world and loses his own soul?  Matthew 16:26 I believe"- Dracula (SotN good/best ending)

I'm sure there were more quotes that I really liked, but these are the only ones I remember at the moment
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« Reply #8 on: April 05, 2008, 12:06:45 pm »
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I know this is one of my sayings but it makes a point

"A Lizcren expects alot from people. But to his friends, as long as they are loyal, he expects no more"

It means that as long as you have friends, why need more?
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"Life without knowledge is just death in disguise"
- Talib Kweli

"In a world without religion we'd have good people doing good things, and bad people doing bad things. But for a world to have good people doing bad things- it takes religion"
- Richard Dawkins

"To kill for something takes ignorance, to die for something takes enlightenment"
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« Reply #10 on: April 05, 2008, 12:45:16 pm »
I have a few:

"It is dangerous to be right when the government is wrong." - Voltaire

"Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one." - Albert Einstein

"I have never let my schooling interfere with my education" - Mark Twain

"Wise men talk because they have something to say; fools, because they have to say something." - Plato

"By all means marry; if you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher." - Socrates

"All truths are easy to understand once they are discovered; the point is to discover them." - Galileo Galilei

"Common sense is what tells you the world is flat." - Principia Discordia page 26

And one of my favourites: "The cake is a lie" - Portal
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"Over the piano was printed a notice: Please do not shoot the pianist. He is doing his best."
"Every great man nowadays has his disciples, and it is always Judas who writes his biography."
"The basis of optimism is sheer terror."
"I can resist everything except temptation."
"Conscience and cowardice are really the same things."
-Oscar Wilde

"I shop like Puritans have sex - in and out in three minutes, and only for the procreation of children."
"I just have lots and lots of casual sex! It's all the fun of dating without any of the fuss."
"The quickest way to a man's heart really is through his stomach, because then you don't have to chop through that pesky rib cage."
Questionable Content (a webcomic)

"We all make choices...but in the end, our choices make us."
"What is the difference between a man and a parasite? A man builds, a parasite asks, 'Where's my share?' A man creates, a parasite says, 'What will the neighbors think?' A man invents, a parasite says, 'Watch out, or you might tread on the toes of God...'"
"I believe in no God, no invisible man in the sky. But there is something more powerful in each of us, a combination of our efforts, a great chain of industry that unites us. But it is only when we struggle in our own interests that the chain pulls society in the right direction. The chain is too powerful and too mysterious for any government to guide. Any man who tells you differently either has his hand in your pocket or a pistol to your neck."
"A man chooses, a slave obeys."
"What is the greatest lie ever created? What is the most vicious obscenity ever perpetrated on mankind? Slavery? The Holocaust? Dictatorship? No. It's the tool with which all that wickedness is built. Altruism."
"The Wild Bunny, by Sander Cohen: I want to take the ears off, but I can't. I hop, and when I hop I never get off the ground. It's my curse, my eternal curse. I want to take the ears off but I can't! It's my curse, it's my !@#$% curse! I want to take the ears off! PLEASE! TAKE THEM OFF! (sobbing) PLEA-EA-EASE!"
"I had you built! I sent you top side, I called you back, showed you what you was, what you was capable of! Even that life you thought you had. That was something I dreamed up and had tattooed inside ya head! Now if that's not family, I don't know what is!"
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"All your base are belong to us"
"Find the computer room!"
"It's over 9000!"
"599 US Dollars"

All excellent quotes!
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"Three blind mice" - Seabiscuit
"Three blind mice" - Albert Einstein
"See how they run" - Kenneth Ferguson
"See how they run" - Friedrich Nietzsche
"They all ran after the farmer's wife" - Grant Wood
"She cut off their tails with a carving knife" - Queen Mary I
"Did you ever see such a sight in your life" - Helen Keller
"As three blind mice?" - Ken Kutaragi

Just my personal favorites.
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"Do you have hair in your special place?" -House
"I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate" -Dark Helmet
"Your horn blows, how 'bout your mother?!" -My girlfriend's mother XDDD
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Quote from: MG-Zero on April 06, 2008, 03:10:06 am
"Do you have hair in your special place?" -House
"I am your father's, brother's, nephew's, cousin's former roommate" -Dark Helmet
"Your horn blows, how 'bout your mother?!" -My girlfriend's mother XDDD
Spaceballs! Oh god one of my favourite movies!
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Now here's some of the humorous ones I like:

"I'm lactose intolerant. I have no patience for lactose, and I won't stand for it."
-Jerry Seinfeld

"I'm gonna' kick you in the face - I might do it 27 times, just in case."
-Draco and the Malfoys

"Do you smoke grass out in space, Bowie? Or do they smoke astroturf?"
-Flight of the Conchords

"I work on my Altoids. They're curiously strong."
-Kyle Cease

"I'll ram this helicopter right down your throat!"
-Tracy (Rat Race)
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Quote from: Sharon on April 06, 2008, 05:11:56 am
"Do you smoke grass out in space, Bowie? Or do they smoke astroturf?"
-Flight of the Conchords

Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae transmitting data back to Earth?
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Quote from: Shefali on May 04, 2008, 06:47:08 am
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