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Re: Um I saw a girl fap in one of my glasses tod...
« Reply #20 on: April 08, 2008, 06:54:27 pm »
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I say that since you have no proof, it did not happen.
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Re: Um I saw a girl fap in one of my glasses tod...
« Reply #21 on: April 08, 2008, 07:08:34 pm »
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Re: Um I saw a girl fap in one of my glasses tod...
« Reply #22 on: April 08, 2008, 09:15:27 pm »
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I give her a 6.5 .. Nothing special.

But still, that was a nice story.

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Nah, she has a kid now.

DO WANT MOAR.

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Re: Um I saw a girl fap in one of my glasses tod...
« Reply #23 on: April 09, 2008, 12:08:03 am »
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I had no idea what this topic would be about because I thought it says glasses...
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« Reply #24 on: April 09, 2008, 06:48:50 am »
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Do you have any photos of her kid?

It's uhh, for a friend.
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« Reply #25 on: April 09, 2008, 06:58:59 am »
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Uhhh, that chicks picture was on Digg this morning, so you fail.

Also, don't girls make more of a squish/spooge sound than a 'fap'. Mammy and I just had a nice long conversation about that. (actually about six lines)

None the less, pretty interesting... the chick I used to sit with in physics was kind of slutty.. she used to run her hand up and down my leg. She liked to bang people... quite a bit..normally gothic chicks aren't so whorish, at least the ones i know. -- anyway.
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« Reply #26 on: April 09, 2008, 07:28:56 am »
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well; in all honesty, about every other repetition sounds like a fap; the rest is like "Spoosh" and "flasp" and "kshuuuump"
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>_>













(Yes, that's my entire post.  I can think of nothing else more relevant to say, and as such this is probably the least content I have ever had in a single post. Are you happy now?)
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« Reply #29 on: April 09, 2008, 06:34:52 pm »
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and o_0 at the female fapping in fschool.  (Couldn't think of another F word to go at the end of the sentence :-\)  I can't...  well... say anything to it.  It's...  strange.  I probably would have reacted waaaay differently though...  Like... Maybe would have filed a restraining order so she wouldn't pounce on me in her horniness?  Or...  something more tasteful...

I'll bet you failed any test over the material being taught though.  Unless you were being taught about what some refer to as "girl fapping".  Learning is impossible when theres fapping going on in front of you.

I have a scientific theory about that, too...

A human brain imprints the memory of the most "intense" thing it comes in contact with at at time.
Distance is also a factor in the amount of "intensity".

This means that, for example, if a teacher is standing across the room giving you a lecture, and a girl is sitting directly in front of you fapping, then you aren't going to remember the lecture but instead the fapping.  Not only is the fapping much more intense, but it is also much closer, increasing the intensity of the possibly-memorable event.  Very sciency, very truthy.


Well, enough fap talk.  And now...

>_> o_0 -_-  :o
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