These. Every time I drive by one of these billboards I rage. What the hell is that !@#$%? I always get pissed off when advertizers use sex appeal to sell their product instead of their actual product, but this one was the worst. I mean, what the hell is this? Is it supposed to be some sort of lesbian !@#$%? Oh, yeah, Remy Martin has a secret magical alchohol that makes dumb sluts at parties randomly pull out chains (wtf) and do BDSM in front of you. What the !@#$%.
You want to talk about nondescript commercials. In the Netherlands we had these posters on billboards everywhere:
The text says: I'm in your dashboard.
You also had them with "I'm in your Mobile Phone/Bumper/any other plastic thing". I never knew what they meant or what they were advertising for. Even googling "plastic hero" didn't result in anything. And this went on for a few months.
Found out what they were for when I got to the supermarket one day. A big orange container was placed in front of the supermarket with that guy on it and it said recycle plastic. Must have missed the news articles.