For the love of God, calm the F8(*& DOWN. It's always bickering between the two of you, and a lot of people have had it. I don't have much time right now to type, but trust me, a lot of what has been said bothers me and I would rant on if I had time.
Random, Niek is right; don't gravedig a topic. I know you're new here, but if people don't reply, they don't care.
Mirby, don't be the mods' little pet officer and scream to the mods every time you think something is wrong. We will notice. We HAVE noticed, but not because you cried wolf, and for a completely different reason. Screaming "LOCK PLEASE" makes me want to smack you, especially if you're in someone else's topic. I wouldn't actually smack you, I'm up really early right now and I can't think properly.
But seriously, calm down. I've said this many times before: if there's a topic where either of you are participating, and one of you bugs the other, JUST IGNORE EACH OTHER! WHAT THE HELL IS SO DIFFICULT ABOUT THAT?!
EDIT: Darklight reminded me about the term "rent-a-modding". So yeah, please stop doing that.