Good book, though major gripes:
Does EVERYONE HAVE A !@#$% PATRONUS OR WHAT?
I mean, I was under the impression - from the third and fifth books - that a patronus was a fairly major achievement, even for an adult witch or wizard.
And then, what the !@#$% hell? I swear, every last major character who could do magic cast a patronus. EVERY SINGLE ONE. And they were like "olo look its a doe thats fuckin important". (Also, LMAO at Aberforth's goat. Seriously, Aberforth + goat = lulz).
Right, onto the second one...
DOES EVERYTHING HAVE TO BE SO SODDING DRAMATIC?!?!
AHHH !@#$% I LOST AN EAR ITS THE END OF THE WORLD
AHHH !@#$% WE GOT OUT ON A !@#$% DRAGON
HEY LOOK THERES SOMETHING THAT CAN BLOW UP *it blows up*
Third gripe:
Did so many characters REALLY have to die? It just stank of "hey it's the end of the series i can finally kill off everyone".
Fourth gripe:
Harry, Hermione, Harry, Hermione, Harry, Hermione, Harry, Ron, Harry, Ron, Hermione, Ron, Hermione, Harry, Harry being emo about Albus, MALFOY MALFOY, VOOOOOOLDEMORT.
There's a hugely diverse range of characters in the novels, and yet, for this one, it's mostly the main three, occassionally talking about a few of the rest that are DEAD, and then Malfoy and Voldemort jump in and go "hey we're evil hate us".
Fifth (semi) gripe:
So, Harry's Cloak is also a "Hallow". So, instead of Harry being the children of a pair of ordinary (though talented) wizards, who made him "special" by sacrificing themselves to save him, he's the latest in a long line of SUPER powerful wizards? I dunno, it felt like a Pirates of the Carribbean moment to me - an aspect of the story that's ordinary is suddenly changed to "OMFG ITS AMAZING".
Sixth:
Why didn't Harry at least SEE what would happen if all three hallows were brought together? I mean, he had two at a time, but three would've been awesome. There could've been some huge duel with Death and they could've parted as equals or something. <__<
Seventh:
Lol, Nazis.
Seriously, why does every group of bad guys ever have to be compared with Nazis? Grindlewald? Nazi. (Actually, he kinda was, has been confirmed by JK.) Voldemort? SNAKE HITLER. (Actually, he reminded me of Orochimaru more than ever... o.O) Ministry of Magic? NAZIS.
Eighth:
The way the cup was destroyed was such a cop-out. JK was clearly like "oh crap I'm running out of pages, who do i wrap this up quickly". I mean, seriously, two of the major character disappear and when they come back there's a brief explaination about "Hey it's cool we destroyed the MAJOR PLOT DEVICE just out of view, is that cool?"
*deep breath* Long post, huh.