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A cool teacher?!?!?!?!?!
« on: March 26, 2008, 04:03:47 am »
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conversation between Jon and the teacher Mr. Legako.
*Mr. Legako eating a banana*
Legako:Man, the price of bananas sure has gone up. I remember them being 40 cents the other week, now they're 60.
Jon:thats why you have cows and get your own food that way
Legako:interesting theory Jon...only one problem, COWS DONT CRAP BANANAS!!
lololol.


you gotta admit thats the signs of a funny cool teacher
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Re: A cool teacher?!?!?!?!?!
« Reply #1 on: March 26, 2008, 04:13:25 am »
(Teacher walks in wearing Spandex Leotards)

Me: Nice Pants
My Teacher: Yeah I got em in your moms closet
Me: Nice one, cross dresser
My Teacher: No your moms a dude
Me: And you were with her last night
My Teacher: >_>

Hes dumb thats why I quit track
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« Reply #2 on: March 26, 2008, 05:29:35 am »
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Quote from: -Ali- on March 26, 2008, 04:13:25 am
(Teacher walks in wearing Spandex Leotards)

Me: Nice Pants
My Teacher: Yeah I got em in your moms closet
Me: Nice one, cross dresser
My Teacher: No your moms a dude
Me: And you were with her last night
My Teacher: >_>

Hes dumb thats why I quit track
I hope to god that's a true story.

It's cool when yo uget a cool teacher that is okay with the sexual innuendo.
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She'll pull out your feathers for her brand new hat and when she's done that she'll feed you to her cat.
People you love will turn their backs on you.  You'll lose your hair, your teeth. Your knife will fall of its sheath, but you still don't like to leave until the end of the movie.
If I threw my guitar out the window, so far down, would I start to regret it?  Or would I smile and watch it slowly fall?

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« Reply #3 on: March 26, 2008, 05:33:44 am »
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All of my teachers were massive !@#$%. This inspired me to become a teacher, even though I'm not becoming one. But come on, seriously, how awesome would it be if I were your teacher?
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« Reply #4 on: March 26, 2008, 05:41:12 am »
His name is Bryan Jilka and I always say his last name wrong because it pisses him off and he doesn't like me cus that. Plus I am faster than him and always make fun off his 1-pack (hes fat)
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« Reply #5 on: March 26, 2008, 06:51:34 am »
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Quote from: Source on March 26, 2008, 05:33:44 am
All of my teachers were massive !@#$%. This inspired me to become a teacher, even though I'm not becoming one. But come on, seriously, how awesome would it be if I were your teacher?
o_0  seriously, incredibly, holy crapping my pantsingly awesome.  Not that I worship you...  It would just be fun to watch you do manly things in front of a class, like flexing your MOSCLES and whatnot.

How cool would a pompousy manly teacher like Source be?
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She'll pull out your feathers for her brand new hat and when she's done that she'll feed you to her cat.
People you love will turn their backs on you.  You'll lose your hair, your teeth. Your knife will fall of its sheath, but you still don't like to leave until the end of the movie.
If I threw my guitar out the window, so far down, would I start to regret it?  Or would I smile and watch it slowly fall?
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« Reply #6 on: March 26, 2008, 11:22:15 am »
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My teacher can see the future, and he was played by Nicholas Cage in the movie about it!
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« Reply #7 on: March 26, 2008, 12:31:51 pm »
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I once had a manly teacher... he could do 100 push ups in a minute.... yeah.

Cool teachers are boring, what you want is a hot teacher.
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« Reply #8 on: March 26, 2008, 12:47:11 pm »
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My teachers are 20x funnier, especially when the principal walks into classes dressed up as a pirate or something random all the time.
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!@#$% I lost my entire post, god dammit.
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« Reply #9 on: March 27, 2008, 12:14:35 am »
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I has cool teachers. Unfortunately all the funny stuff they do is like, inside jokes, and nobody else gets it. D: Well, this was funny, I think:

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Mr. Scott: Alright guys, we're going to learn about laser printers. If you remember California Condors Won't Dance the Fandango, you'll have everything you need to know. That's a mnemonic for Cleaning, Conditioning, Writing, Developing, Transferring, Fusing.

Random Other Teacher: *Opens the door* Hey Doug, I'm having a problem with the laser printer.

Mr. Scott: *in an overly cheerful tone* California Condors Won't Dance the Fandango! Problem solved!

*awkward silence*

Mr. Scott: Okay, I'll fix it. *walks over*

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« Reply #10 on: March 27, 2008, 12:18:53 am »
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Quote from: -Ali- on March 26, 2008, 04:13:25 am
(Teacher walks in wearing Spandex Leotards)

Me: Nice Pants
My Teacher: Yeah I got em in your moms closet
Me: Nice one, cross dresser
My Teacher: No your moms a dude
Me: And you were with her last night
My Teacher: >_>

Hes dumb thats why I quit track
Oh my... owned so badly. Wow. If that's true you have my respect.
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« Reply #11 on: March 27, 2008, 12:37:42 am »
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I should show you guys my physics teacher from last year in action...

EDIT: ok

http://www.noggin.com/games/jacks/clubhouse/index.php?activity=videoplayer

Wait til the flash loads.  see those arrows on the bottom with the pics of random people inbetween them?  Click the right arrow until it goes ALL the way to the end.  Click the second to last image, the one of the guy with the hot pink fro-ish hair.  Yes, that man is my physics teacher.  Watch the video for a sample of what went on in my class.
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« Reply #12 on: March 27, 2008, 12:53:32 am »
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o_O Why is your physics class a multi-colored room with a band and lots of little children running around it? Or do you mean that's just the kind of antics that happened in your physics room?
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« Reply #13 on: March 27, 2008, 01:30:35 am »
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That wasnt my class XDD  He did that video years ago.  That's just the way he would act in class.  Throwing stuff, chasing bowling balls down the hall way, playing with garbage, smacking his mario bobble head with a meter stick, shooting himself with a tesla gun, gospel singing, playing leap frog in the hallway in the middle of class etc
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« Reply #14 on: March 27, 2008, 01:43:47 am »
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Quote from: MG-Zero on March 27, 2008, 12:37:42 am
I should show you guys my physics teacher from last year in action...

EDIT: ok

http://www.noggin.com/games/jacks/clubhouse/index.php?activity=videoplayer

Wait til the flash loads.  see those arrows on the bottom with the pics of random people inbetween them?  Click the right arrow until it goes ALL the way to the end.  Click the second to last image, the one of the guy with the hot pink fro-ish hair.  Yes, that man is my physics teacher.  Watch the video for a sample of what went on in my class.
Aw, I wish MY physics class was multicolored with children running everywhere...
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